Canine child completes shortest great escape ever after being outsmarted by his pawrent who let the hot southwest sun chase their pupper home instead of themselves: ‘Minutes later I hear whimpering at the door. There’s Tesla, looking absolutely defeated.’

If the canine comedy movies of the late nineties and early two thousands have taught us anything, it is that dogs are kind of not to be trusted, but that they are also independent heroes who know exactly what they are doing. Meaning that you can only not trust them because they will likely not admit that they are running away from home to save the day. Now, the pupper in this story certainly did not save the day, but he is certainly not to be trusted. A well-known canine criminal who enjoys the challenge of breaking out of wherever he is placed, this daring doggo made yet another break for it in this story. But this time things were different.

This time his pawrents were finally smarter than him, and using nothing but the burning power of the sun, brought their doggo home with his tail between his legs and a regretful whimper for having escaped in the first place. So listen up, pawrents to puppers who like to play Houdini, for this story is one that you will want to share with your escape artist doggo such that they might reconsider their runaway ways.

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Who would have thought that this dog’s prequel story would play so heavily into his life story. Well, that is until this story came about. This doggo really would make a great addition to the early 2000s collection of canine comedy movies or dogedy movies as we like to call them.
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Ah, that is just painful. To be tending to your blind dog and for your other dog to take advantage of that is simply diabolical. Like, it is one thing to be a crafty canine who likes to exploit the loopholes and literal holes in life. But to do so while taking advantage of someone less fortunate being helped is just a step too far, no?
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