Presenting: The Actual Oldest Piece of Content on So Much Pun
So yeah... just in case anyone hasn't seen this... somehow... thanks for the submission, I guess? - Matty Malaprop
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Boss fires employee for refusing to illegally drive to work during a hazardous snowstorm: 'My county had a Level 3 snow warning, it's illegal for me to drive to work.'
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17-year-old refuses to delay college, so her dad can pay for her 11-year-old cousin's private schooling: 'My dad has said it will be a struggle to fund both of us simultaneously.'
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Job passes over long term employee for internal job 3 times despite having perfect reviews and stats: 'Time for an external job promotion'
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17-year-old brother refuses to drive his sister's friend to school after she rejected his advances: 'Continuing to be around Melissa was making it harder for him to move on.'
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Sales employee wins bag in prize draw, gets told to return it because coworker wants it: 'She is no longer going to participate in these contests'
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