These Short Poems Hilariously Nails The Quarter Life Crisis Of Millennials These Days

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    Text - LIFE CV May I revise the statement that I gave in first grade of what career I'd like someday to "any job that's paid"?
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    Purple - Exercising before work makes me super sad. But after that, I brag all day and then it's not so bad.
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    Text - When I get hungry for more than just food I log on to Tinder and order a dude
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    Motor vehicle - Gonna bust out of town and drive really far but first on the list is to save for a car
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    Hair - RIP Let us all gather 'round as we mourn side by side to commemorate the fateful day my metabolism died
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    Text - I'm delighted for my Facebook friends who are blushing brides-to-be but one more staged proposal pic and you're all dead to me
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    Text - مور He leaned in close and beckoned me to divulge my deepest fantasy I sighed and whispered lustfully "to pay off my post-grad degree"
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    Text - my breakfast was a pop tart I ate some grapes at noon what shall I cook for dinner? hummus on a spoon
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    Text - Thank You When I'm asked of future plans that I may have in sight I describe in great detail what I will eat tonight
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    Head - Lately I've started to accept the fact it's likely my soulmate will just be my cat
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    Line - My friend has a baby and owns a boutique I just bought a cactus it died in a week
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    Text - The greatest adrenaline rush to the head is cancelling plans to sit on my bed
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    Sphere - My friend caught me up about what she's been doing but I already knew through my Instagram viewing

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