26 Memes and Posts for Being Comfortably in Denial

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  • 01

    The Eternal Struggle

    Sleep routine: -get into a comfy position - realize that I have to pee - debate whether or not I should go -wait 10 minutes and finally decide to go pee -get back in bed -try to regain the comfy spot -realize I left the big light on in the bathroom -Good morning
  • 02

    That Can't Be Right

    The IRS explaining to me that plants don't count as dependents Conitak Capital Official Plant Memes
  • 03

    Getting Crazy With It

    mr. rager's neighborhood @lilgrapefruits doing a reverse lent where i pick a new vice to get hooked on for the next 40 days. taking suggestions
  • 04

    A Concept Of A Number

    Roy @Roy_oh_Roy Me: *memorizes number from website* brain you got this right? Brain: I know the number Me: *closes browser and opens phone* ok brain give it to me. Brain: I know a very similar number
  • 05

    Ouchie

    When u hit yo pinky toe on the bed rail
  • 06

    The Basics

    My parents didn't ever actually teach how to adult. The only things I learned were to hoard plastic bags within plastic bags and that whenever there is a person in your house you feed them
  • 07

    Who Knows

    might com C: WHEN IS BIN DAY? TODAY YESTERDAY B: TOMORROW D: COPY THE NEIGHBOURS
  • 08

    Snacking Only

    Matt. @MattTheBrand me at the grocery store: im going to make a mushroom risotto with herb crusted chicken and a vegetable medley! me when i get home: crackers
  • 09

    Time For Revenge

    landlord: your rent is increasing by 50% for no reason me ordering live termites
  • 10

    I've Had Enough

    Me as a kid: "I can't wait until I'm an adult and can do whatever I want" Me now: I don't wanna be a big people anymore
  • 11

    There's Life In It Yet

    The older I get, the more often I find myself hesitating to throw out a used Ziploc bag because it isn't even that dirty
  • 12

    Replay

    Me: hits shuffle on my 10,000 song playlist. The same 12 songs: ao Allow us to introduce ourselves,
  • 13

    Bad Timing

    Heinz Baked Jeans @Merman Melville kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century Heinz Baked Jeans @Merman_... · 1h Replying to @Merman_Melville i'm not comforted at all by how many people with science jobs in their bio are retweeting this
  • 14

    The Math Is All Wrong

    Me wondering how people born in 2000 are 26 and yet I was born in the 90's and am also 26.
  • 15

    Just What Was Needed

    Not all heroes wear capes me memes you
  • 16

    Let's Use The Proper Measurement

    David East @davideastUK absolutlely despise when a recipe tells me to add 2 cups of onion. they don't come in cups. they come in onions
  • 17

    Old Person

    ME: I'm still young I can do this MY BODY: The fuck you are.
  • 18

    That Would Cut Into The China Budget

    By 30 you should be married and starting a family. Me:
  • 19

    It's Very Real

    Time is an Musion Only Back Pain Is Real
  • 20

    That Smarts

    Me: *hits my elbow My entire nervous system:
  • 21

    Scrumptious

    me after drinking the rest of an old water bottle next to my bed at 3am @realpettymayo
  • 22

    They Offer A Whole Support System

    @sotspodcast the same emo songs they been listening to since highschool People who need therapists
  • 23

    Here It Comes

    2026 TURNING 30 THE LAST MILLENNIALS GEN Z-ERS GEN Z-ERS GEN Z-ERS
  • 24

    Separate Lives

    @iAfe_ wtf is a "group chat?" I'm an adult, I only have two friends and they don't know each other.
  • 25

    Supportive Babysitter

    11 year-old me home sick Jerry Springer
  • 26

    They Accumulated

    When someone says, "you're too young to have this many injuries" It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage.

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