Retail employee tells off their manager, Gary, pointing out his failure to handle his own tasks when he starts micromanaging theirs: ‘Slow clap for the hero in aisle 7'

Calling out the manager's terrible leadership skills felt particularly validating for this retail employee, especially when their lazy manager, Gary, spent every waking second of his shift nitpicking his team. 

This employee really said, "I'm rubber, and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks onto you." Well, not literally, but after 2 years of dealing with a despicable boss, they decided to be completely frank with him, refusing to hold back their pent-up retail rage. Gary wasn't capable of staying on top of his work, chronically turning in employee schedules late, missing deadlines for PTO requests, and failing to complete his duties as manager. But Gary had one critical skill that he loved to crank up to 100 in the workplace: His judgmental, micromanaging, over-the-shoulder managing tactics. Great!

Judging other people's flaws, while ignoring your own, is a fundamental character deficiency, and the workplace is not exempt from this type of belittling behavior. Oftentimes, when managers, supervisors, or bosses are completely incompetent, they'll focus their micromanaging energy on the team, pressuring them to overperform to make up for their own egregiously obvious flaws. Usually, the workers will sit back and accept their fate, letting management walk all over them. 

If we're lucky, though, now and then, a hero rises from Aisle 7 in the Men's Casual Clothing department, putting an end to their coworker's fear and vanquishing a Godzillian managerial threat. All it takes is the perfect moment and the perfect Uno Reverse. 

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    Behold! Here I am, free from the shackles of the retailsphere. After years of paying my due diligence to the world of retail, I finally broke free of the chains of overly-repeated playlists, curt disingenuous smiles, and the backbreaking company uniform mandating high heels on the sales floor. Working in a department store that sold fancy clothes taught me a lot about customers and coworkers, but mostly about people. It seems that when folks are painfully aware of a personal deficiency, they'll do just about anything to cover it up, even if that means being distractingly cruel to those around them. 

    I had my fair share of Garys in the past, and this retail employee says the words we all wish we could, spouting the mentally rehearsed disses that we playback in our heads on our way home from a long shift. It feels good to tell off a bad manager, especially when they completely, 100% deserve it. 

  • Woman stocking the shelves at a retail store.
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  • "I finally snapped at my boss today"

    today I was stocking the back shelf and he comes up behind me and goes "you know, if you actually cared about the display you'd align those by color height." I've had a long week
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  • So i've worked at this retail place for 2 years and my manager is the literal worst. He doesn't actually do anything but walk around and tell people they're doing stuff wrong even when the store is empty.
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  • and i just stopped. i didnt even look at him, i just said "Garry, if you have enough time to watch me do my job, you have enough time to go finish the schedules you're three days late on."
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  • He just stood there for a second looking like a fish. then he just mumbled "fine, whatever" and walked into his office. my coworker was down the aisle and just mouthed 'holy shit' at me.
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  • I'm def getting fired soon but honestly it felt so good to see him actually shut up for once.
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  • Artistic Mix2632 Just tell him, "If you have fuck all to do don't do it here."
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  • OP sweetpuf Imao I wish I i had the gutss to say that word for word. he would've actually had a stroke right there. honestly just seeing him 'shut down' for a minute was enough for one day. i'm saving that line for my last day lol
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  • hajimenogio92 Good for you. It's those little moments like that against useless management that gets you through the day
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  • CoreyBark garry just got promoted to customer. slow clap for the hero aisle 7
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  • Old_Suggestions Disagree. What OP said was on the money. Work related, critiques the supervisor at exactly what his shortcomings are too. It was perfect.
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  • CampClear Good for you putting him in his place!
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  • Upbeat_Monitor 1488 Love you for that!
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  • amurp006 Legendary.
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