A Doggo Dream of Precious Puppers Being Silly Floofy Fluffers

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    me: im sad me after one french fry:
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    When you see dad naked for the first time and his tail is on the ??? front?? ???
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    My face when I push a door that says "pull"
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    "are you calling other dogs goodboys, yes or no"
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    Me: OMG, I got so much to do. Also me:
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    When you're hungry and someone's trying to be funny
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    that friend that makes you laugh when you're trying to be angry at them
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    I'm a teacher- I had to tell my student that my dog ate her homework thanks Lula
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    "Doing it that way won't work" Me after it works: 2
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    The board of directors discussing the quarterly treat index
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    OUT OF MY WAY! I HEARD THE CAR KEYS JINGLE
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    When ur at a family function and you gotta play it cool but in reality you actually wanna fight everybody
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    YOU MUST BE MY BACKYARD + CUZ I REALLY DIG YOU
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    God: Look at this. Humans: OMG. Yes. God: It'll wreck your favorite stuff and shit in your house. Humans: It can sleep in my bed. A
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    JUST A TIP: DON'T TAKE YOUR DOG NAMED "SHARK" TO THE BEACH
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    Hurted? You may be owed Treatos. Call Rouzer and GusGus. We firm. We do a Bork for you.
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    My dog is 16, so I figured it's time for some driving lessons How to Teach YOUR DOG Lo Dile
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    When your mom on the phone with aunt Linda and you hear her say "oh yeah he's right here, you wanna talk to him?"
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    My mom: This animal just eats, sleeps, a and never takes a shower Me and my dog trying to figure out who she's talking about:
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    I applied to a job 45 mins ago and they've already emailed me saying no GE GO GO Tex 69 69 Ge G 69 69 ர.ரே. G9 GO 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 6
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    Experts say you should never leave your dog home alone for more than 5 minutes The expert:
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    Me: Why do you bark at nothing? My dog: dol bark at nothing or is there nothing because I bark?

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