Newly adopted dumpster kitty screams relentlessly by front door, human opens it, feral cat runs inside, dumpster kitty adopts feral cat and the three live in purrfect harmony

Imagine your cat adopting another cat right under your nose!

Who doesn't love a dumpster kitty? Wouldn't you rescue a poor thing who's screaming amongst trash? It began, as many great fairy tales do, with screaming, and it ended with screaming too. A man found a cat screaming from a dumpster, and he immediately feel him love with him. He took him home and they did everything together – the purrfect couple. They drove around together, went on dates, and snuggled all the time. Then, the dumpster kitty was starting to get a bit lonely, as many cats do. The person has work, obligations, and other people to balance in their life. But the cat? The cat waits all day for the human to come home, and sometimes it's not enough. So the dumpster cat took matters into his own paws.

The human tried desperately to find another cat for his little guy, but his efforts were in vain. He searched back at his local dumpster to find another special cat in a special place who needed a home, but he just never found the right one. It wasn't up to him though, it was his very own cat who decided for himself who was going to become his best friend.

After noticing how sad and lonely the dumpster cat had been, the most peculiar thing happened one day. The human saw the dumpster cat staring out the window, scratching at the door. He was making strange chirping noises he's never heard him make before. Curious, he followed his little boy. When he opened the door to the bedroom he saw the dumpster cat freak out and run under the bed. He poked his head to see what was underneath, and lo and behold, he saw his dumpster cat laying on top of another cat! Gnawing at the other cat's ear no less! Cheater cat!

So that's the story of how dumpster cat adopted a kitty all on his own. You don't have to be a human to be blessed by the cat distribution system, you just have to believe in it.