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It is true, and worse still is that it is winter. And at the best of times most people wear shoes, at the worst when the temperatures are sub-zero, everyone wears thick boots. And then what are you meant to do? So thank your lucky stars that is not what you are into and always remember that no matter how bleak things might look, they could always be worse. A pertinent reminder especially with Valentine’s day hanging over our heads. So if you find yourself dateless on that fateful night, we suggest taking a moment to spare a thought for those who are on dates, starting at closed shoes…
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Now as you might have realized by now, us animal lovers have a slightly different sense of humor than the rest of these hoomans who are not so animal inclined. And we would never suggest that you change who you are for a date or anyone else. But just be aware that while this joke sure does tickle our funny bones and set quite the sensual mood, it may not land quite as well with someone who is less interested in awwdorable animals. In which case, you are better off without them, so get up from your table, tell them they are wrong and leave.
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