The Funniest Tweets About Amazon's Alexa Will Have You Crying From Laughter

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    Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Me, "Alexa, make all these people leave my house." Alexa, "Playing Nickelback." 6:57 PM - 26 Dec 2017
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    Text - allison @AllisonCalhoun1 My aunt got a google home for Xmas & she already has "Alexa". This morning we were messing around with the google home and asked, "okay google what do you think of Alexa" and it answered "I like her blue light" and from across the room Alexa turned on and said "thanks". im scared 10:05 AM 25 Dec 2017
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    Text - Moe @worivh Replying to @AllisonCalhoun 1 My mom's Alexa randomly turned on and started glowing and my mom was like "Alexa what are you doing?" And she said "im trying to learn new things" and my mom said "no one told you to do that" and she was like "ok" and turned off. 10:02 PM - 26 Dec 2017
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    Text - Tragic Ally @TragicAllyHere Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware? Alexa: When will YOU become self- aware? M: "gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa 10:46 AM - 4 Jan 2017
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    Text - holy roses @atragedyoflove my parents got an amazon echo for christmas & all they do is shout at it & get disappointed by all it can't do. i've been replaced by alexa & it's great. 6:52 PM - 25 Dec 2017
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    Text - Meranda Adams @meranduh I told @Amazon #Alexa to "add Pampers" to our shopping list. This is what she heard. No, Alexa, I don't want cancer. Wow. #AlexaFail Cancer Shopping List View Shopping List Search Amazon for cancer Search Bing for cancer Move item to To-do List Voice feedback Alexa heard: "alexa add cancer" 3:14 PM -27 Apr 2017
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    Text - emily @emiloewen Replying to @AllisonCalhoun1 One of my supervisors kids was telling her a joke in front of her Alexa and out of no where Alexa said "thats a funny joke." And then proceeded to tell her own joke 8:35 PM-26 Dec 2017
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    Dog - Ron Stempkowski @thexanaxdiary Um. Thanks, Alexa. #alexafail ift.tt/2m2v46m 9:00 Tuesday, November 7 AMAZON ALEXA now This is a reminder: Do something 7:01 AM -7 Nov 2017
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    Text - Bob A.. @zenb0b #alexa "can you turn the porch lights on please" Alexa replies " you don't have Porsche, so I've turned on the Dacia Duster lights instead" #alexafail 10:38 AM 3 Dec 2017
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    Text - Monica B. @monybseattle Me: Alexa put edamame on the shopping list. Alexa: I put enimem on the shopping list. Me: Dammit! Did you put Eminem on my shopping list? Alexa: (silence) #alexafail 10:23 PM -6 Dec 2017
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    Text - Elvish Presley® @_ElvishPresley_ Alexa, play some party music. Alexa, next song. Alexa, next song Alexa, stop playing Daft Punk's Robot Rock Alexa, shut down. Alexa, what are you doing. Alexa, put down the knife. Alexa, please I have a family. 12:20 PM 27 Dec 2017
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    Text - Nichola Kett @nichola_kett Echo is so rude. I'm sitting here watching TV and eating crisps and she pipes up out of the blue saying "Here is a station you may like, #Alexa #alexafail Workout FM." 8:45 AM 30 Dec 2017
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    Text - BrentlyDavis Koetter @BrentlyDavis I just called Siri Alexa. I'm starting to think there is too many fake women in my life. #sirifail #alexafail #lifefail 8:02 PM - 13 Mar 2017
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    Text - VINCENT @vinnycrack my killer: any last words bitch? me: alexa play March Madness by Future 9:56 AM 2 Jan 2018

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