21 Good Clean Teeth Memes for Your Next Dentist Appointment

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Elna McHilderson • Managing Editor
Apr 7, 2026 6:30 PM EDT

Brush your teeth at least twice a day, floss daily, drink water, and laugh at memes: that's all your dentist really wants from you, right? Right! It's much easier to scroll through memes than floss, though… So when your dentist asks how often you've been flossing, just distract them with these funny, good, clean teeth memes!

Some people out there are terrified to go to the dentist, and we get it. They're always poking and prodding around inside your mouth; it's uncomfortable and weird. How are you supposed to talk to this dentist and feel comfortable with them when their hands are in your mouth? With memes, of course! Send them a meme or two along with your appointment confirmation, and feel ready for your next cleaning!

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    Dentist: "you have been grinding in your sleep" Me: "I appreciate that big dawg" Ad
    via movability

  • Funny when dentists are like, “Are you free six months from now on this specific day at 10 am?” Like, sorry doc, I don't even know what I'm doing this weekend, I have no idea! Dentists must think everybody should live extremely regimented lives. We not only have to schedule appointments six months in advance, but they also expect you to brush and floss every day! Which I totally do… Well, I definitely brush my teeth every day. And, if my dentist is reading this, I also tooooootally floss every day! Yep, a regimented schedule all for healthy teeth! Mmhmmm… 

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    Teeth be like Before braces: After braces:
    via bombuzzi
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    *stabs your gums* Dentist: "you're bl ding because you don't floss" K
    via memesforthelort
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    alien skier @clichedout dentist: u need to floss me: no dentist: my other patient who wouldn't floss lost all his teeth me: really dentist: in a fistfight me: that sounds unrelated dentist: it was my fist. do what i say
    via @clichedout
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    Toothache: *starts to emerge* Me: Please forgive me, I promise I'll clean it properly from now on
    via 9gag
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    Dentist: When was the last time you flossed? Me: Bro, you were THERE.
    via cuthbert_lilly
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    POV: the patient during a dental procedure 1:5 @RipeGlobal
    via @RipeGlobal
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    if wisdom teeth are so Wise then how come theyre up in the gums where no one needs em huh. seems like pretty hit Idiot" teeth if you ask my humble opinion dat-soldier 00000ooh sooo wise lemme grow sideways
    via 1dhub_
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    How I normally How I brush my brush my teeth before teeth the dentist
    via braces
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    When the Dentist makes a joke* The Patient The assistant that's already heard it a million times @Dentistry_Memes
    via Dentistry_Memes_
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    Brushing your teeth to maintain good hygiene Brushing your teeth so you don't disappoint your dentist
    via screaming_peter

  • Okay, okay, you caught me! I don't floss every day. I have a life and don't always have floss. At least I brush twice a day! Some people don't even do that. Ugh, that reminds me how I had to remind, nah, beg my ex to brush his teeth, as if he were a child throwing a tantrum. He was missing like 6 teeth. That should've been my first sign to leave. Unfortunately, it was five years later, at the like 10th time he cheated on me… But that's another story. Let's just laugh at these dentist memes. My teeth need to smile after typing all that out! 

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    Nobody: The dentist: So how's life going
    via meme__student
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    Me: I'm going to go to bed early tonight Also me at 3 am: == Google Q do ghosts have teeth
    via dailymemespics
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    When you forget to tell the patient before lowering the dental chair: @toothwhisperer_07 @toothwhisperer07 RaMasery *Me Work *Patient terprise Mandy Tuesday Wed Friday
    via dentistry_memes_
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    FALMICHALA STEFAN ADULT ME AT THE DENTIST'S OFFICE
    via dentistry_memes_
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    when the dentist asks you to rinse your mouth while you're still under the effects of the local anaesthetic
    via dentistry_memes_
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    I just got my braces off SEND A PIC with teeth u idiot
    via dentistry_memes_
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    pj @pjayevans I email my dentist twice a day To: dentist Cc/Bcc, From: Subject: At it again +
    via @pjayevans
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    Mothra P.I. @Hardywolf359 Last time I visited my dentist I noticed that his light looks just like a water buffalo... HISTORIC LIFE IS beautiful SLOW ROUTE MORY
    via @Hardywolf359
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    Me acting shocked when my dentist says drinking 4 cups of coffee a day made my teeth yellow:
    via drfalduto
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    FEELING CUTE MIGHT POKE YOU IN THE GUMS LATER, IDK
    via dentalmastery

  • Anyways, I'm not going to stop drinking coffee or wine and I will, most likely, still only floss every now and then. But you better believe that you can depend on me for memes! Even for your dentist. 

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