'A paw bops you gently but insistently on your forehead': Person accidentally teaches their cat to demand cuddles in the middle of the night, now gets awakened constantly for mandatory midnight petting sessions

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    "[Today I messed up] by accidentally training my cat"

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    TIFU by accidentally training my cat. Technically this was a weeks or months long accident but alas it has become a problem.
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    I have trouble sleeping. It takes me a few hours to fall and I wake up in the middle of the night at least once a week. (I am working on this and taking medication to help.)
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    Whenever I was having a particularly rough time falling asleep, I would pat my cat and put my face near him to hear him purring. He typically sleeps by my feet.
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    Important context: my cat picks up on routines extremely quickly. For example, when he had a stuffy nose from a respiratory infection, I would lock him in the bathroom with me when I took a shower so the humidity would help clear his nose.
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    After about 5 nonconsecutive times of this happening, he had decided. that if the shower turned on, he must be present to supervise and would automatically put himself in the bathroom for shower time over the next few months.
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    He has interpreted me waking him up at times for cuddles as a routine: if you wake up in the night, it is cuddle time.
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    At least 3 times a week, I will be woken up by demands for middle of the night cuddles. And I don't mean he curls up against my legs peacefully.
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    Picture this: A paw bops you gently but insistently on your forehead. If you roll over or otherwise attempt to deter the paw, it will choose another approach and continue until you have assumed the preferred position.
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    You must be laying on your back with a lil space next to you so he can lay his head on your chest and possibly be under the blankets. This is only the start of your responsibilities.
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    He does not wish to simply lay there. Oh, no. Paw bops continue. You must pat him indefinitely. If you fail to do so, he will place his 15 pounds of kitty self upon your chest to ensure breathing is a privilege. The paw bops also become increasingly dangerous as he tends to have prepped them for biscuits so the claws are a lil out.
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    Your patting and scritching duties do not end. He does not desire sleep or passive cuddles. He wants consistent appreciation of his perfection. Thus far I have not found a way to pacify him aside from getting up to get a drink of water as he will go get a snack from his bowl and sometimes will return to bed for normal sleep.
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    TL;DR My already inadequate sleep schedule now involves being gently clawed awake for mandatory cuddles
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    Picture of a cute ginger and white cat lying in a silly position.
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    DynastyKeeper Sounds like a win to me.
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    Terrible Tea7795 OP It is both a win and a loss lol. I have so many cuts on my face and next from biscuits but I can't be mad cause he's just a baby
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    Picture of a cute ginger and white cat.
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    RogueGrasshopper101 I started holding my cat's paws when he was making biscuits, it helps.
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    Terrible Tea7795 OP I will try that and report back. The lil pawsies are so cute but the claws are deadly lol
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    Picture of a cute ginger and white cat.
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    QuirkyDay9574 you didn't train your cat. your cat trained you to be available for cuddles on demand and you just... accepted it. sleep deprivation is a known interrogation tactic btw
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    Terrible Tea7795 OP Good point. He's probs trying to make me weaker and more susceptible to his demands for more food
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    Picture of a cute ginger and white cat with its eyes closed.

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