Gadaffurday Does Not Have a Good Ring to It

Anyway, I don't know why they don't like me! I try to be hip, I try to be cool, but these kids just seem to hate me. You need to get yourself on the Cheezburger Network. It's great for publicity. They even give you a day! Oh good! Maybe I can have Satur- Saturday is mine. Touch it and I will assasinate you without a second thought.

(Vladimir Putin and Muammar al-Gadaffi)