'I have found a relic from the ancient times': 23 Memes to walk you home at the end of the night

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  • 01

    They've gained sentience... oh no!

    Culter Dei Snapdragon @_cream_gravy The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own Jacob Orth @Jacobs VegasLife. 1d Slot machines can now follow you across the casino floor o 2 LATA
  • 02

    I'll just be over here... in the corner...

    me at the bar waiting for the bartender to notice me
  • 03

    Sounds good thanks bud!

    COSTA A-BOMGL New gas price just dropped Regular Unleaded JST WALK Regular Diesel Litro Litre JST WALK lon Shell V-Power
  • 04

    Where the heck did we go wrong? How do we go back?

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  • 05

    Bro is mad at an animated guy... ya know what? Same.

    David Cross says he will "never work with" any of the 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' crew again. "They were doing s***ty things on purpose, I don't know what to tell you... They were just so awful to me." MEME Memezar ZAR @meme_zar The way this is framed makes it look like he's beefing with the cgi chipmunks →
  • 06

    I could have gone my whole life without seeing that.

    OH GOD I TRIED DOING /BLEND OF WILLEM DAFOE AND THE BLOB FISH AND IM SO SORRY
  • 07

    A beautiful poem for you and me

    Roses are red Geese go honk SMOKING IS MAJOR CAUSE OF STRONKE Manitou Organic 309
  • 08

    Bend me up and twist me around

    Disgraced Meteorologist @STRONG Follow 600 This probably feels so good if you're a river Tombigbee River Tombigbee River Tombigbee igbee River River Tombigbee R
  • 09

    I think we've reached the pinnacle

    Dread Singles hottestsingles whoops sorry designer friends we had a good run but there is no way we're going to top this might as well pack it in THE DECLINE & FALL OF THE ROMAN THE DECLINE & FALL OF THE ROMAN THE DECLINE & FALL OF THE THE DECLINE & FALL OF THE ROMAN THE THE DECLINE DECLINE & FALL OF THE ROMAN & FALL OF THE ROMAN THE DECLINE & FALL OF THE ROMAN ROMAN EMPIRE EMPIRE EMPIRE EMPIRE EMPIRE EMPIRE EMPIRE 1 11 ILL IV V VT CRU
  • 10

    Hmmm... decisions decisions

    when my mans bond is 10 dollars but that lowkey 2 biggie bags from Wendy's
  • 11
    Seal? I haven't heard that name in years
  • 12
    Russ T. Shackleford @Punished Sausig p... Follow I have found a relic from the ancient times SOBE www.SOBEBEV.COM
  • 13
    Help, my friend asked me which method is correct for measuring a branch Method A: 4.5 inches (11.4cm) Method B: 6 inches (15.2cm) Leonard @l_55_wis Method A is what you got. Method B is what you tell her.
  • 14
    My boss having a nightmare about me using my PTO
  • 15
    you're in her dm's. i was playing chess at the bar instead of talking to people and dropped my elo by 200. we are not the same
  • 16
    When you're zooted af and the song got a police siren in it
  • 17
    sam (tom clancy's war expert) too many of you have strayed from these core tenants You can use the internet for: - Sports scores - Chatting with women - Taxes - Football scores - Chatting with men about football - Egyptian literature - Sending electronic M
  • 18
    Walk a mile in these Louboutins..
  • 19
    i bring a sort of silly goose vibe to the situation that serious geese don't really understand
  • 20
    dr_ink Darell send gator picture imediately You need help? my king
  • 21
    Starting my shift 10 minutes in Human beings are a disease
  • 22
    Me going through life with absolutely no goals and no plans because I never thought I would live past 30 Ahhh! It's my character. I'm the Trash Man. AD HERE
  • 23
    Once the weather gets warmer I'll be unstoppable, unless it gets too warm, then I will be stoppable Likes 143

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