Finance director overhears coworkers talking about her, gets back at them with surprising tactic: 'It was beautiful watching their faces turn from confusion to shock'

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  • Coworkers gossip amongst themselves.
  • Rolling on the floor laughing, apparently I created a "hostile work environment" because I speak someone's language "in secret"

    There are 3 team members from a different country in my organization that have been talking among themselves in their language.
  • I speak their language. They don't know I do. Over the last 5 months they have talked about:
  • Worker crosses arms after hearing coworkers say mean things about her.
  • • How annoying and pushy I am (because I drill them on the business needs and don't just accept every request they have)
  • • How embarrassed my kids are to have me as a mother / my kids deserve to be bu ed for having a as a mother (1 don't have kids)
  • Coworkers whisper back and forth to each other.
  • • How I dress provocatively to tempt my married boss (in the immortal words of Mei Lee "I wear what I want, say what I
  • want, and I will not hesitate to do a spontaneous cartwheel if I feel so moved!")
  • Office environment full of workers.
  • How I look tired/have black circles
  • • who do I think I am to tell them what to do with their budget (I am your Finance Director you cheese, it is literally my job)
  • We had a guest speaker from their country who I welcomed and helped set up. I may have looked straight at them a few times as I spoke with him.
  • It was beautiful watching their faces turn from confusion to shock to terror.
  • Coworkers realize what has happened: the director knows all the mean things they've been saying.
  • They were panicking like "wow we didn't know you speak the language, how long ago did you learn, how come you chose [language]" I said something like "I like
  • knowing what people say behind my back, or in some cases, right in front of me" and I gave them my signature death glare.
  • So this morning their director, my VP and I got in a room. Apparently by not disclosing that I speak their language, I "withheld crucial business context from
  • them" and "created a hostile work environment". We had a good laugh about it and they will let the managers know not to forward any similar complaints.
  • Now they "no longer feel comfortable collaborating with me". Too bad, you sagging ballsacks, you're stuck with me.
  • EngineeringAntique I think I'm in love with you? You crushed it and I hope their spirits along the way.
  • Upstairs-Chicken592 I admire your restraint lol. Good for you girl
  • Workers hastily try to figure out how to solve this situation.

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