CARLOS ESTEVEZ
But his constant use of Charlie Sheen transformed him. Transformed him into a warlock who shape-shifted into a...
Being a magical unicorn that could carry a man and a half was great, and everything was just chugging along quite nicely.
But then other people started taking Charlie Sheen and couldn't handle it.
The Gods of Chaos became worried that Charlie Sheen would attempt to dethrone them.
And the battle for craziest bastard rages on...
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