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SHALLOW because 15lbs of muscle, pouty lips, a couple boo-boos, and tattoos are supposed to be hideous.
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Midwest parents use a storm in their state as an excuse for a 10-day, all-expenses-covered VIP vacation at their child’s California place, demanding the master bedroom and access to prized cars
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