Some Neckbeard Removed The Women From 'The Last Jedi' And Is Getting Destroyed By Fans And Stars

Did you hate The Last Jedi? Did you think that maybe it could stand to lose some of the "girlz powah" or "silly stuff?" Turns out there's a Last Jedi edit for that. Pedestrian TV reported Monday that an anonymous user uploaded a "chauvinist" cut of the latest Star Wars film to the Pirate Bay. The 46 minute cut removes almost all women, with the exception of Leia Organa Solo, and replaces important moments for women with men.

Just take in this neckbeard-y list of alterations that were made to the original film:

"Cut out most shots showing female fighters/pilots and female officers commanding people around/having ideas."
"NO HALDO! She simply doesn't exist. Her whole subplot doesn't exist. The Kamikaze is carried out by Poe. ( = Poe dies.)"
"Leia never scolds, questions nor demotes Poe. He is a respected and very skilled high-ranking member of the resistance."
"When there's a scene where a woman is cut in making some important statement that can be substituted by another statement by a guy, then she gets cut out. Works pretty well actually."
"Wookie eats the Porg, or at least isn't interrupted in trying to do so."
"No green milk."

This dude has such a ridiculous grudge on women that it's almost hilarious. People on Twitter, including director Rian Johnson and actors Mark Hamill and John Boyega, seem to agree.

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ahhaahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahhhhhaaaahahahha pic.twitter.com/Uz2JfF8Snf
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) January 16, 2018

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“When there's a scene where a woman is cut in making some important statement that can be substituted by another statement by a guy, then she gets cut out.” https://t.co/W0a09B9Pnu
— PEDESTRIAN.TV (@pedestriandaily) January 15, 2018

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Via @rianjohnson
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Agreed. But let me add
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣- mh https://t.co/H3jacep5sU
— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) January 16, 2018

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Great points. Hope it’s okay to make a final point...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/YnXFrjW47r
— John Boyega (@JohnBoyega) January 16, 2018

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Good to know we're on the same page, son. https://t.co/5hA1pd7CPM
— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) January 16, 2018

Via @HamillHimself
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Much like how they edited out all of our heroes from the original trilogy of #starwars and totally destroyed the happily ever after that we envisioned in our youth?
— Paisano (@Paisano) January 16, 2018

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The assertion that the editor is an MRA appears completely baseless and the whole thing is almost too perfectly cringeworthy to be believed. Smells like fabricated clickbait.
— Tracy Coxon (@tcoxon39) January 17, 2018

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the video is real. no idea whether the creator is actually an MRA though
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) January 17, 2018

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I think the funniest, most trolling thing about it is that they even edited out the bit where Luke milks the thala-siren
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) January 16, 2018

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ppl keep making this joke that the cut of THE LAST JEDI without women is probably just 46 minutes of shirtless Kylo Ren & it occurs to me that I'd actually watch that
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) January 17, 2018

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Just the humanoid females? What about the Porgs? There's millions of them – how do they know which ones to edit out? How DO you sex a Porg?

Oh, one last thing – YOU TRAGIC CLOWNS. https://t.co/r5iVL2VAUd
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) January 16, 2018

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