'When you add 5x the recommended serving of parmesan to your pasta': 25 Memes running toward the finish line

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  • 01

    Let's get back to the old way

    stop engaging in ai fruit slop and instead embrace tradition.
  • 02

    He will unite us all

    One tomato to rule them all, one tomato to find them, one tomato to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
  • 03

    Just trying to hold it together

    Uber driver: "Fun night?" Me in the backseat:
  • 04

    Why is he always doing this to us

    His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week
  • 05

    Sign me up and I'll never retire

    I would go to work Modelo This was the boss Modelos This was the uniform Modelo if This was the commute Modelo This was the lunch break
  • 06

    Oooofing all day

    johnturturro living in the us right now is just a constant stream of AMERICAN ROOFING
  • 07

    Don't make me go

    PRONX ANTICS Shadow realm? I'm sending you to Tampa, FL
  • 08

    Wait I don't get it

    Everything Price Sufferer (but espec... 6h ... I...I don't understand. What do you mean they can't read it. Cairo Smith @cairoasmith - 18h Literary agent told me teens can't read third person omniscient anymore.
  • 09

    It's him

    NEWS WIRE NewsWire ⭑@NewsWire_US.1h Dog accidentally fires shotgun from vehicle, injuring woman in Nebraska FYS
  • 10

    That guy

    New skelton found in Pompeii: this guy was running from the eruption, when a 300kg boulder hit him right in the face /r/all Wellthatsucks ansa.it & Shot Marvi jacksonbros 3h Was he okay? down vote magnet 3h Yep. 20.0k 97% 4h 982 4521 2115
  • 11
    no, I saw a hot person who was also funny u good?
  • 12
    Data Centers Wet T-Shirt Contests 000 BAYSAL
  • 13
    My old a years from now still going to shows trying to keep up like Let's open this sh up
  • 14
    arcadus @weshould.killice.baby age is hitting millennials like the 2nd airplane → CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social they got Luda doing One A Day ads 5h For nutritional support A DAY MULT ALT
  • 15
    Heidi N. Moore @moorehn Not even a recession indicator, a genuine apocalypse indicator Gwyneth Paltrow has started eating carbs and cheese again By Amarachi Orie, CNN PRIZE BREAKTHRO PRIZE THROUGH BREAKT PRIZE ellory smith @ellorysmith Rich folks I dog sit for have switched to Hulu with ads. The recession is here beloved
  • 16
    When you add 5x the recommended serving of parmesan to your pasta:
  • 17
    eggnog @sdhgsdlfjghs M why is pee always yellow in cartoons when it's a reddish brown color irl Readers added context hospital
  • 18
    010 PS FOOD CENTER UNLEADES BT 15 gas so high Shawty driving a pallet jack B
  • 19
    POV: me in heaven 3 months after being murdered watching some girl skip my Forensic Files episode cause it was "boring"
  • 20
    Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek "I contemplate Augustus Gloop, the moment in the chocolate river... the idea of allowing your own chocolatification" a good friend @jigglylove8. 22h. Replying to @sardonic_greek "eating candy and cookies is inherently nihilistic"
  • 21
    Thresher sharks look like how I feel during any interaction.
  • 22
    Mothership mothership @MothershipSG Thai police disguise as dance troupe to arrest d g suspect, seize methamphetamine pills bit.ly/ 4nLn4C9 Will @Matarael C FB Reporter: "would you like to change into your uniform first before we take pic-" Cops in perfect unison: "NOPE"
  • 23
    Eric Alper @ThatEricAlper BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! PLEASE DO NOT GO OUTSIDE There are bees. They don't like you. They mentioned you specifically. 12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh Don't listen to him we are trustworthy.
  • 24
    Kasra Khadem → @Kaz Khadem X.com For the price of a Knicks Finals ticket you can buy a 4 bedroom house in Oklahoma City 63 Di $233,972 $1,095,616 $575,746 $259,427 1 listing 2 tickets v Perks ▾ Zones v ✰ Sort by price ⚫ For sale C$1,100,000 4 beds 4 baths 3,520 sqft 141 NE 14th St, Oklahoma City, OK 73104 Section 11D $1,095,616 000 1 of 50
  • 25
    hunterstandup 3h The Knicks haven't been to the NBA Finals since New York looked like this: 2.3K Q 31 170 76

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