Dating Fails

Doodles Are the New Pickup Lines

  • 1

    A Romantic Octopus

    Text - HE. Ya DINT PEAu DRcP TH6. I T WANTED TO TELL Yo I THINK YaRE REALL PREM. So I DRE Y AN OCTOPUS HOLDING SIX TULIPS, A BANAMA SPLIT A SoME MAL CHEESE MAC ANP MY BUNMY RABB T ROGER -MATT
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  • 2

    Wu-Tang Yoga

    Text - HEY... oo ADNT EAU DROP THIS, I T wA To TeL Ya I THINK YaLE REAUt AeET 5o paEw Ya A PICrvRE OF THE wU-TAN CLAN DOING YOGA You ARE REALt PeETT MATT OL DIETY BAstaRD MenHoD MMAN (DVMAD DO) IASPECIAN DECK MASIA KILLA THE GZA CeHRD'S (ruee P PE MODIPED CTRIANGAE PE U
  • 3

    Sebastian Loves Gilmore Girls

    Text - HeY... You PIDNT eEALy De Ths.. ST WwNTED T0 TEL You I TAWK oues EEALY PRET so,I DeEw You 4 PCTRE OF SESSTIN FM THE LITTLE MEMAD HOLPIM THE GILM0REGIRLS SEASON ONE DVD Box SET GIUASE -MATT
  • 4

    Look Out for Ninjas

    Text - HEY. You DIDNT LeAut Dae THIS. I TUST WANTED TO SAY HI BECAUSE THwK YouE PRETTH So, FIGURED ID WRITE A NT, e THE REST oF THE PAPER AND FILL ME SAUING Yey A DRAWNG OF WITH Flam NINJAS... (FAe NOT SOET MATT
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  • 5

    Backstreet's Back

    Text - HEy. You DiDNT REALf DRP THS I ST WATE sA HI, BECAUSE TK youer PEALLY PRET THE PAPER, I DRE You A PICTURE OF THE SAGUSTREET BO1s (ceCA Iste). To So, Te rL vf THE EST OF AwD A AwD UNCLE JESSE ( CRAP WHISERS, CauSs E HT BuMr) METT

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