Woman unapologetically eats a giant burrito at her desk to rebel against the workplace Karen who critiques her lunches every day:' I made eye contact while I took the first bite'

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  • ate a burrito bigger than my forearm at my desk because I'm not taking my break in the break room anymore
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  • There's a woman in my office who comments on everyone's lunch. Not in a fun way. "Ooh, treating yourself?" when I microwave leftovers.
  • "Big appetite today!" like she's narrating a nature documentary about me. For two years I ate sad little containers at my desk so she wouldn't have material.
  • Today I brought in a burrito that weighs more than my cat. Wrapped in that yellow paper that means business. I unwrapped it slowly, at my own desk, in full view, and I made eye
  • contact while I took the first bite. She said "wow, that's a lot." I said "yeah it is" and kept chewing. Didn't explain, didn't laugh
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  • nervously, didn't do the little self-deprecating thing women are trained to do when someone polices our plates.
  • Best lunch I've had in two years and the foil's still got a second half in it. She can narrate that too.
  • Quiet-Discussion-113 What's up with people policing others' lunches at work? I was having cup noodles for lunch the other day and my boss walked by and went,
  • verbatim, "you know that's terrible for you". Well maybe I wouldn't be eating cup noodles if you paid me enough to afford a decent meal, don't you
  • think? What am I even supposed to reply to that? I now grab my lunch and eat on the building patio instead.
  • phoebebridgersfan26. I hate when people do that sh. Just makes me want to do the opposite. "Yep! What's the matter, didn't eat enough today?"
  • Like if you're gonna be intrusive and weird, you shouldn't be bothered by me doing the same, right?

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