'I'll allow it': 28 memes for the heck of it

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  • 01

    The Universal Language

    Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this Me: post memes Therapist: lol tag me
  • 02

    So Overwhelming

    Me everyday This planet is so noisy.
  • 03

    Summer Fun For All The Family

    LITERALLY ONLY 15 MINUTES OF FUN! I'M BORED. I NEED TO THE DAD PUTS A BIG A CIRCLE OF DE D GRASS IN YOUR LAWN!
  • 04

    Impossible Task

    Your next task is going to the grocery store and getting all the items on the list without calling your wife
  • 05

    Totally Ruthless

    Bella Dunn @BellaDunnWriter X.com "Marketing your book is a marathon not a sprint." Not gonna lie, mate, it's more like Hunger Games...
  • 06

    I Was An Evil Dinosaur

    me: what could i have done in my past to deserve this karma me during the mesozoic era:
  • 07

    Just A Thing

    Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint The Washington Post, June 23, 1912 Was Most Grotesque Animal STEGOSAUR, WHO LIVED IN UTAH AGES AGO, IS A FREAK
  • 08

    Still More Efficient

    ARE Wholesome Side of X⭑ @itsme_urstruly I'm like the opposite of Al. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn't consume a single drop of water all day.
  • 09

    He Keeps It Together

    merianymerosmartell We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths ofswordsandpens
  • 10

    It Sets You Free

    Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Thank god for nighttime when you can stop feeling bad about not doing things and pretend that tomorrow you will do things
  • 11

    Stay Typo'd

    S. @1ssve iPhone keyboard: "I see you typed the correct word. Anyway, here's a different one." Me: changes it back iPhone keyboard: "Absolutely not." 2:27 PM 3/22/26 76K Views 43 17 338 5.2K 40
  • 12

    Be Ungovernable

    He refused to let a robot control his food
  • 13

    There's Something Here

    O Me trying keep the conversation going after they reply with "haha" 1m ag what groceries u been into recently
  • 14

    Gonna Be A Banger

    Looks like Bjork has a new album out
  • 15

    They're Not Helpers

    Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg recently my therapist asked "is that a helpful thought" and i was like listen none of my thoughts have helped me 12:49 PM · 14 Jul 22 Twitter Web App .
  • 16

    Proud Artist

    Cat and his work of art.
  • 17

    A Goal For The Clean

    + dhuartson 05/17/26 If you pretend you're erasing evidence of a murder when cleaning your house, you'll do a better job, and housework becomes much more fun.
  • 18

    Wiggles Make The World Go Round

    showerthoughtsofficial Music is just wiggling air the-sunshine-cult don't do this. don't do this to me today. mrmansand and color is just wiggling light. thanks for coming to my ted talk inside-us-only-stars Artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle passionpeachy an artist's best quality: their wiggles Source: reddit.com
  • 19

    One Weird Trick

    Fun Fact: To become as rich as Elon Musk, you just need to skip 153.7 billion lattes.
  • 20

    Different Rules

    My parenting style during summer break. I'll allow it.
  • 21

    It Didn't Concern Me

    i miss being in third grade when my biggest worry was the sun doing in 5 billion years
  • 22

    Pet Pressure

    Fretty "taken into account" Boop @i_miss_the_days * I am very, very sick but a neighbor just rode his bike down the street screaming "WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY MORE ANIMALS!!!" while being chased by his 3 small children on their (decreasingly smaller) bikes who kept chanting "HAMSTER! HAMSTER! HAMSTER!" and I had to share 5:01 PM 10/16/21 Twitter Web App .
  • 23

    Walk Anywhere

    danny @d4nnytye hate when you're waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad.
  • 24

    Saying So Much With So Little

    Monk 1: How do I point out that the author's wrong but I think they're kinda cute? Monk 2: Oh, that's easy. Eldala culus m 逢 No eu:dic ipfum 13 Roma.4.a pic Bala.3.a. fem Jaco.2.0. fti 35.q.1: igit §. hac itags. L Actuu.7. 23.9.5.c ti.verfi.r ficiente @medievalistmatt No
  • 25

    Too Much Pressure

    anthony @xforcades2 Eye doctor: "one.. *switches lens* or two? choose which is better... one... *switches lens again* or two" Me: *sweats nervously*
  • 26

    Living By His Own Rules

    mollie :3 @vuse_lover Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn't even know you could do that
  • 27

    It's A Battle

    speedlimit15 Jul 22, 2023 grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

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