Because Both You and Your Wife Are Too Ugly
MOTHER Y U NO MAKE ME KING
Like what you see? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google.
Trending Now
40+ of the freshest and funniest tweets of the week: 'I cannot stress enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers'
01
Snowed-in employee calls off at 5 AM, boss tries to send ride share to pick them up anyway: 'The roads are so bad here'
02
‘He went skiing, decided he didn’t want to come back, took my car, and left me at the cabin’: Husband leaves wife stuck in remote cabin during friend group celebration
03
'Laughter is the best medicine': 21 Laughs That Will Guide You On Your Inner Journey to a Happy Brain (January 24, 2026)
04
Aunt asks niece to call out of work to babysit her 7 and 13-year-olds on a Saturday, calls her out when she asks to be paid: 'My aunt was upset and felt like I was putting money over family'
05