30+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (July 11, 2026)

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Jul 11, 2026 4:30 PM EDT

The right tweet in the right moment means everything.

Life is not always easy all the time. If it was, then there wouldn't be anything interesting about it. We need to struggle to survive, and we need to fight some battles sometimes or else we will never learn, and we will never grow. But those can be hard to learn, when we don't feel like it. Sometimes you just wanna coast along in life an let it take you by surprise. You just want to relax into your day and not worry about anything. Worrying is hard not to do though when you care about things. Sometimes caring can feel like worrying. This is when you need to take a step outside of yourself and enjoy something that has nothing to do with you. Sometimes it's good to think about things other than yourself, and sometimes you need a nudge in that direction. Sometimes going on the Internet can be the perfect distraction. It may not always be a beautiful place. It may sometimes be a difficult place to hang your hat, but the Internet is also full of beautiful impossibilities. You never know what you're going to find within it. Maybe you'll find a little something that will change everything. Maybe you'll learn something that will alter your perspective. Maybe you will just find something that makes you chuckle. 

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    BIG TIMI @OrevaZSN Newish parents: Teaching your toddler to say "behold" instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilariousness. 6:00 AM 6/29/26 735K Views 98 t 1.4K 42K ☐ 2.1K ↑
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    richard ❤ @richard_normal powerful moments in bar chart technology FOX 8 7 DAY HIGH TEMPERATURES YOUR WEATHER AUTHORITY 94° 94° 92° 92° 92° MON TUE WED THU 12:00 AM 7/6/26 3.3M Views • 356 17 3.5K 92° 92° FRI SAT SUN 10:57 76° 97K 1.5K ↑
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    Adam's Moody Account @Debased Dandy My official wedding photos have been released and I found the one I was waiting for: we did a first look and they all trolled me by having one of my groomsmen put on a dress and surprise me. This photo of the moment before he came up to tap me on the shoulder is so beautiful. 1:26 PM 7/2/26 366K Views • 23 478 PERFECT IMPRESSION 25K 704 ↑
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    Max @maxtmcc The Hague being a major city is so funny given how its name is used by most people. Like imagine if you committed some war crimes and people were like "you're getting sent to Cleveland bruh" 10:57 AM 7/2/26 228K Views • 62 1518 12K 473 ↑,
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    mishi @hunterch4fer Roomate who's never brought a guy home brought a 5'5 bald and bearded guy who's built like a brick wall but didn't tell me so I'm dancing in the kitchen with my headphones on and I just see out of the corner of my eye what I thought was a dwarf from the hobbit and screamed 11:46 AM 6/19/26 2.4M Views 218 17 4.6K 171K 5.7K ↑
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  • That's what we're here to do today. We're here to make you chuckle, no matter who you are. We want you to have a good time, and that's the only thing that we're invested in. These tweets are here to do just that for you. They have no agenda other than to put a smile across your face. They're here for you, and they want to take your mind off of things. So if that sounds like something you need right now, then you might just be in the right place. These tweets have been cultivated and honed down into a list designed to make you laugh. We hope that they will do their job for you today. Just keep scrolling.

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    Cris @cris_ese Translated from Spanish by Grok Me explaining to my girlfriend that the blonde I started following on Instagram is Haaland Rate this translation: B 0:04 Piojismo 5:54 PM 7/5/26 412K Views • 49 17 2.2K S 28K ☐ 715 ↑
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    6IX◆ @ok6ixx So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens. to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if ever
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    CHAD FISHER DNP DNP Sports ⭑ @notthefakeDNP Ecuador's coach looks like a terrorist in a 90's action movie. 32 ICO 2 11:07 PM 6/30/26 512K Views 547 1834 2 FOX LIVE 18K ☐ 445 ↑
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    Merriam-Webster ❤ Merriam- Webster @MerriamWebster When they called a library a 'biblioteca.' Absolute banger of a word. Kevín @KevOnStage 21h • Mexico is not playing around. 1:20 PM 7/1/26 936K Views 102 13.4K 34K 758
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    ndr @NDR_lufc England fan at the Azteca Stadium after singing Wonderwall at altitude 11:47 AM 7/4/26 540K Views 36 1 1K 29K 565
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    BIG TIMI @OrevaZSN The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds k led with one stone. 5:00 AM 7/1/26 568K Views 115 14.5K 42K 1.4K
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    aspen/sparx || #1 edtwt kegel a... @200sm4ll thinking about how people used to just chuck their used razor blades behind the wall and call it a day RAZOR BLADES 4:38 PM 6/28/26 20M Views 466 1 1.9K 99K ☐ 4.1K ↑
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    Lauren Rinaldi @LRinaldiArt Made Jell-O shots to bring to the 4th of July bbq 10:52 PM 7/3/26 3.1M Views 541 17.3K 158K ☐ 4K
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    switch1e @switch1e_swoof tall person: wow everyone here is so nice moidloser @moidwinner.2d i'm 6'2 and lowkey height never mattered to any girls they just liked that i'm funny. 8:05 PM 6/27/26 3.3M Views • 170 17 5.5K 182K ☐ 3.9K 1
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    Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses so the whole friend group started referring to him as "the pervert" until he got rid of them 9:05 PM 6/28/26 2.4M Views . 391 19.4K 213K ☐ 3.4K ↑
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    Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez I don't understand why so many Americans are confused about how offsides works in soccer. It's easy, if anything exciting happens, that's offsides. 1:13 AM • 6/29/26 851K Views 168 17 1K 24K ☐ 530 ↑
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    Charlie Arsenault @cwarsenault Dvorsky is what hockey bros call it when their parents split up 8:21 PM 6/28/23 1.6M Views • 67 11.8K 14K ☐ 676 ↑
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    Do NOT take this home. I repeat, do NOT take this home + DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 19h The Trojan Horse popcorn bucket for 'THE ODYSSEY' has been revealed to be massive. (via: @TheNTDOfan) 0 M T
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    Brian @Brian McGannon If you score down a man you should get the player back like dodgeball 9:53 PM 7/1/26 520K Views 43 17 1K 38K 320
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    Skyler Higley @skyler_higley you're dumb if you didn't know this already God literally said it right after making Earth All day Astronomy @forallcurious. 1d : Taking one full "lazy day" each week can lower stress, ease bl d pressure, and boost your mental well being 11:14 AM · 7/6/26 · 1.5M Views 107 17 5.5K 88K 3.7K ↑
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    jess @JessNoFace as a soccer fan of 3 weeks it is unforgivable what these refs are doing to our beautiful game 9:32 PM 7/1/26.524K Views 86 1 1.8K 33K 599 ↑
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    Kendric Tonn @kendrictonn Don't mind me, just hanging out in the traffic jam next to the Ominous Giant Cylinder of Radiation CASK TIE-DOWN LUG ENERGYSOLUTIONS 14-215H-3 RADIOACTIVE RADIOACTIVE LSA CASK
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    Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH Passport bros accidentally marrying into collectivist cultures where son in laws are expected to financially support VERY extended family members will never not be hysterically funny 9:19 AM 7/1/26 586K Views 70 17 2K 30K ☐ 1.1K
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    Matt Herdman @MattHerdman Europe: "America has no soccer culture" America: *does a wildly corrupt thing with the president of fifa* Europe: no not like that 12:10 PM - 7/6/26 519K Views 43 t 1.4K 27K 619
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    greg⭑ @gandalf_thegreg george washington when the british had a 13 colony lead NE ATL 3 28 3RD 2:47 ATORADE 12 1:36 PM 7/4/26 849K Views • 90 17 3.9K 12 I 49K 1.8K ↑
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    Thomas J Woods @TomWoodstom So I bit the bullet and took my drawer of old useless cables to the recycling. The stuff everyone has, unused for years, lying around. The cables designed for God knows what, God knows when. 2 days later I can tell you categorically: don't do this. 3:25 AM 7/5/26 2.6M Views • 446 1 1.2K 51K 1.9K ↑
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    William "Balloon Guy" Kim @TheKimulation There are two types of countries: those that can deploy a Tactical Burger King anywhere in the world and those that use the metric system BURGER KING sastes Better 0 2:37 PM 7/4/26 326K Views 161 11.8K 17K 854 企
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    bob's burgers urbanist ✪✪ @yhdistyminen Once had an argument with a friend re: whether mushrooms are vegetables. I insisted they were. He didn't. We checked Wikipedia. "Mushrooms, despite not being plants, are typically not considered vegetables." Very strange wording. Check history. That f edited the page 5 minutes ago 2:02 AM 7/7/26 763K Views • 92 615 41K 787 ↑
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    Niche Gamer @nichegamer This is a level of petty that we should all strive for, tbh. Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK. 17h we've sold 172,288,912 pizzas since PlayStation last posted 3:58 PM 7/6/26 840K Views 37 1 3.7K 52K 1.3K 企
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    saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi Getting to be unemployed during a world cup is one of the most pure joys imaginable cole@wyacole. 2d The unemployed friend who's treating the World Cup like a full-time job. 0:16 7:35 PM 7/2/26 2.6M Views 145 17 7.2K ☑ 108K ☐ 3K ↑
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    COURTNEY @icourtneycries i am literally gasping for air gardenlady92. 2h ago My theory is that Travis thinks Madison Square Garden is an actual garden. • 9:52 AM 7/2/26 1.2M Views 58 14.2K 120K ☐ 1.8K
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    skooks @skooookum Here comes old no job a dinner time BANKERS BOX 5:01 PM 7/6/26 233K Views 29 1391 to remind me it's 14K ☐ 412 ↑
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    183 Oliver Age 24 @OliverAge24 Dominos is ending production of physical pizzas starting January 2028. From that date, pizzas will be available in digital formats only. . 3:09 PM 7/1/26 348K Views 171 17 2K 20K 655 ↑
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