'Oh you're a catholic? Name all the cats': Monday Mania Featuring 21 Furiously Fluffy Feline Funnies for a Zoomie-Fueled Week

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Jul 20, 2026 2:15 PM EDT

They say the only way to fight fire is with fire, but we have another alternative. In our opinion, the best way to fight fire is by being a safe distance away while laughing at cat memes and not caring if the world burns down.

There are two different types of people on Mondays: the people who are overly excited about surviving another week, and the people who wish they didn't survive to reach Monday. Spoiler alert, both are terrible. The manic people are obnoxious with their pawsitivity and love to bother the people who feel differently from them. The others complain for at least 24 hours and are insufferable to talk to. We're not here to suggest that you be either of those people, but we will suggest a secret third option that involves both pawsitivity and a judgmental vibe.

This third option involves a few things: furiously fluffy feline funnies, energy for zoomies, and the knowledge that the only thing that matters in life is cats. If you only care about cats, then it doesn't really matter what day it is. Cats are going to do what they're going to do, which means they'll zoomie when they want to, even if it's 3 o'clock in the meowrning. 

Listen, we're not telling you that it's the purrfect solution, but it's certainly better than being an annoying "glass half full" or a "glass half empty" kind of purrson. Instead, just knock the glass over, enjoy some funny cat memes, and live your life the way you want to. 

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  • 01

    It's true

    Thinkwert @Thinkwert Subscribe Farmers, beware. More than 70 percent of all farm-animal revolts are started by cats. Do not allow cats to speak to large group of your animals.
    via @Thinkwert
  • 02

    Our cats would break this in 30 seconds

    An influencer built a working slot machine that gives treats to her cat It has spinning reels, a pull lever, and a "pity system" to stop the cat getting too frustrated בכם KIRBY CCO So I invented a new toy for my cat... Kuurna @Kuurna0 I never considered we could get animals addicted to gambling this is HUGE
    via JebidiahBeetus

  • Would your cat actually use this? Probably not. Would we use it? Yeah, definitely. Anything that gives us a mild chance of winning is enough for our brain to challenge us to secure more dopamine. You might catch us swapping out the cat treats for M&Ms, and if you hear the sound of gentle slot machines running at 2 AM… you know where to find us.

  • 03

    Always a chore until you get inside

    I “ugh, I don't wanna shower me in the shower
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 04

    They're always right

    Gilbert ❤ @AbakpaJob cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'l be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.
    via @AbakpaJob
  • 05

    Poser

    nikki @nikkisteves oh you're a catholic? name all the cats 12:38 PM - 1/22/24 From Earth 1.6M Views Follow 11K Reposts 719 Quotes 76K Likes 1.6K Bookmarks
    via @nikkisteves
  • 06

    Eepy

    Zerö 17h strotchy toesies eepy me
    via Zerö
  • 07

    He knew exactly what he was doing

    Kacy Sager @THESagerbomb Travis has insisted all week that he's allowed in the garage (he is not). Started screaming his head off at me so I look up and he's just standing there like this. TER TOFF KLIMA BILL CANHAICANHASCHEEZBURGER? CHEEZ BURGER @icanhascheezburgerz He had to make sure you KNEW he was committing crimes
    via @THESagerbomb
  • 08

    Copy, paste, error

    cat changelog @CatChangelog (CompileError.) 6:26 AM 2/3/22 Twitter Web App •
    via @CatChangelog
  • 09

    It's a mystery

    soph @sunandsoph i love how my cat has the nastiest tuna breath yet his fur constantly smells like fresh dryer sheets <3
    via @sunandsoph
  • 10

    Correct

    innes @innesmck broadly i think you can categorise all cats into cats that think they are people, cats that know they are cats, and cats that will never know a single thing their entire lives
    via @innesmck
  • 11

    A mother

    thecutestcatever What kind of bird is this naamahdarling The kind with several other birds inside it. joematar a mother! how wonderful
    via thecutestcatever
  • 12

    She's saving up for the other one

    Sleeve tattoo DaVinci @Bianco Davinci She's cooler than you MICH
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 13

    Welp

    unflatteringcatselfies AFTER 17 YEARS OF OWNING HIM WE ONLY FOUND OUT HE DRINKS FROM OUR CUPS WHEN WE LEAVE THE ROOM A FEW DAYS AGO
    via unflatteringcatselfies

  • Your cat probably licks your face sometimes, and if you really think about it, that's also kind of gross. But we're not going to stop them from doing it because we love their kisses, so with all due respect - get over it.

  • 14

    The best baker

    rad dad @ohemgeeijizzed my cat: *kneading his blankey* me, holding back tears: do you even know what good bread you would bake?
    via @ohemgeeijizzed
  • 15

    Wisdom

    Let go of your hate, little one. It is the rain that grows the grass, not the thunder
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 16

    Fascinating

    cat memes @hardcatmemes 5s my idiot son watching his favorite show: sparkling water
    via @hardcatmemes
  • 17

    In or out

    64mpg Jan 30 there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway "in or out" The cat: organmarket Jan 30 Yeah I want everything that life has to offer
    via 64mpg
  • 18

    Cats have the best names

    hide your kids and hide your dessert because here comes Big Baby Pudding Snatcher Kitten Domestic Short Hair 412 miles away 3
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 19

    Buckle up

    cat fit in bike water holder GIAN
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 20

    Fashionista

    @ Now........that's fashion > 1:26 p.m. 31 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 62.7K Retweets 224K Likes
    via JebidiahBeetus
  • 21

    Thanks for scrolling

    Cheezburger Image 10648977152
    via JebidiahBeetus

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