IT employees get kicked out of their office to accommodate shiny new marketing lead, they get revenge by leaving the office without AC for the whole summer: ‘He never thought to call maintenance about the temperature’

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This was years ago. I worked at a small marketing company in IT. They had a couple of us IT people sharing a decent-sized office. It had a nice southern view. The company, in it's
infinite wisdom, hired this pompous PhD whose only qualification was that wrote a book about marketing. In his first week he decided everyone was doing everything wrong despite
having no actual experience in the field. Anyhow, he was an a with no humility and he rubbed all the staff the wrong way, the management loved him because he was a BS
artist who told them he would make them all the money with his revolutionary ideas about market research. He earned a PhD (in marketing let's remind ourselves - he wasn't
curing cancer) so he thought he was smarter and more valuable than everyone else even though most of out revenue was based on the computer system IT wholly supported and
customized. He decided that he wanted the office IT had. The company agreed that they would move the two of us to a smaller office that was really only big enough for one
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person, but we would both have to share it. We were literally told we had to move out the same day they informed us because Dr. VonDouchebag wanted to settle into the new
office. So, while we were scrambling to get our stuff out, I got on a chair and pushed the AC vent up into the ceiling and slid a spare tile in it's place. I did the same thing with the air
return, so the office was sealed. We moved out and Dr. Dementia moved in. The first day I knew we were going to love the show because he immediately closed his door so nobody
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could see him probably not working (I found out later he spent a lot of his time playing Solitaire and that is another revenge story). It - was May, in North Carolina, so it was already
warm outside. By June, he would show up to afternoon meetings visibly sweating. He never thought to call maintenance about the temperature, so much for PhD-level smarts.
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Xylorgos So often you hear about stories like this, where the company hires someone new and they start making changes......and it all goes to sh...
When are they going to start teaching these people to find out what's going on before they start making consequential changes? I can't believe how common this situation is these days.
xboxgamer2122 We had a coworker who played solitaire all the time in her cube. She put her monitor (this was before laptops) so you couldn't see it from the doorway in her
cube. You could hear click click click all the time. The 52 cards are in a small database. One of our IT guys went in one evening after she left, edited the
database,and removed a 4 and a King from different suits. We still heard the clicking, but knowing she could never win again made it satisfying.
Nalabu1 All those brains and no common sense.

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