'Take revenge in advance': 27 Brilliant Bites of Life Advice From Your Favorite Feline Memes

Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor

Aug 27, 2026 5:30 PM EDT

Even as grown adults, a lot of us feel no smarter or prepawed for the ways of this world than we were fifteen years ago. So we figured we might turn to our feline friends for a few words of advice, and hope that their purrspective on the world is able to shake things up for us.

There is no denying that the older we get the staler we get. Like a loaf of bread left on the counter, with each passing day we become crustier and tougher and soon we will all be toast. But until that time, we have the opportunity to change to grow and today we do that with the help of some funny feline friends. Chosen for their unique perspective on the hooman condition. Think about it, cats spend so much time in your company. They see you in your highs, they see you in your lows, they see you when you fret and they see you when you celebrate. They know a whole heap about our lives that we have probably never noticed ourselves.

So if you are ready to take life by the reins and take control then leap on into this clever collection of cat wisdom. At the very least you'll get a good laugh out of it, felines are known for their exaggerated nature and so some of the life lessons are a little over the top. And at best you come away with a new way of looking at the world and a lighter heart.

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The best way to get a little extra saliva in your drink.

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Never wait to be the first to strike.

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03
The best way to skip the line at the doctor’s office.

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Do not let people belittle you, you are purrfect with absolutely no flaws.

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05
People who are uncomfortable are easier to control.

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06
You can be a leader in all sorts of ways.

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07
Never admit guilt, never.

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08
Always stay one step ahead of your enemies.

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Knowing your stuff is how to get ahead in this world.

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10
You only live once.

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Sometimes you need to put yourself before others.

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12
Money isn’t the secret to happiness. Spending it like a cat who stole your credit card is.

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13
Standing your ground can mean taking to the air.

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14
The illusion is all that matters.

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15
Never cross your cat.

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Ghost calling is just as real and real calling.

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17
Always lie and finish with a quick gas lighting.

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18
Sometimes to fix a problem you first need to make it worse.

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19
If you’re still figuring out how to take the purrfect cat photo.

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20
It’s nice not to be blunt.

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21
Subtly is key when trying to get others to notice you.

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22
You can never spoil those you love too much, only just enough.

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23
Unconditional love is the most worthwhile investment of your life.

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24
Don’t underestimate how much your cat thinks it is part of your entire existence.

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25
Even if you lose to the grand masters, you can still be the grand meowster.

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The ability to say no, no matter how hard it is, is better than regretting your actions later.

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Don’t take everything you read or hear about too literally.

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'Take revenge in advance': 27 Brilliant Bites of Life Advice From Your Favorite Feline Memes

Even as grown adults, a lot of us feel no smarter or prepawed for the ways of this world than we were fifteen years ago. So we figured we might turn to our feline friends for a few words of advice, and hope that their purrspective on the world is able to shake things up for us.

The best way to get a little extra saliva in your drink.

Never wait to be the first to strike.

The best way to skip the line at the doctor’s office.

Do not let people belittle you, you are purrfect with absolutely no flaws.

People who are uncomfortable are easier to control.

You can be a leader in all sorts of ways.

Never admit guilt, never.

Always stay one step ahead of your enemies.

Knowing your stuff is how to get ahead in this world.

You only live once.

Sometimes you need to put yourself before others.

Money isn’t the secret to happiness. Spending it like a cat who stole your credit card is.

Standing your ground can mean taking to the air.

The illusion is all that matters.

Never cross your cat.

Ghost calling is just as real and real calling.

Always lie and finish with a quick gas lighting.

Sometimes to fix a problem you first need to make it worse.

If you’re still figuring out how to take the purrfect cat photo.

It’s nice not to be blunt.

Subtly is key when trying to get others to notice you.

You can never spoil those you love too much, only just enough.

Unconditional love is the most worthwhile investment of your life.

Don’t underestimate how much your cat thinks it is part of your entire existence.

Even if you lose to the grand masters, you can still be the grand meowster.

The ability to say no, no matter how hard it is, is better than regretting your actions later.

Don’t take everything you read or hear about too literally.

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