30 Hilarious Horse Memes to Have You Foal-ing Over with Laughter

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  • 01

    Just as precious but a horse has a whole load more of them…

    YOUR BABY'S MY BABY'S TEETH: TEETH:
  • 02

    Oh the tales that this horse could tell.

    "You're the first one I'm bringing here to meet my horse." the horse:
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  • 03

    Who said you cannot be romantic and pragmatic at the same time?

    Roses are red, Violets are blue. I eat all your money, And turn it to p❤.
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  • 04

    No alarm clock can wake a person up like a horse escaping can.

    NO AMOUNT OF COFFEE CAN WAKE YOU UP AS MUCH AS...... THE HORSES ARE OUT!!!
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  • 05

    When you wanted the artist to capture you just casually hanging with all your horses.

    "Money can't buy you happieness..." Me w/ money:
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  • 06

    But do they know that you rode in on the most handsome horse around?

    when they tell you to leave on the horse you rode in on dltoots
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  • 07

    It’s funny how you can go from loving a horse to pretending you’ve never met it before a day in its life.

    GOES TO TRY HORSE OWNER: WOW HE'S NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
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  • 08

    Some people need to quit horsing around.

    "HONEY, MAYBE IT'S TIME TO TELL HIM HE'S ADOPTED"
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  • 09

    Horse girl math

    I'm not great at math... Equestrians Rooki ... but adding horses and subtracting drama solves most of my problems
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  • 10

    Everything is relative in this world.

    WE ALL GOT PIECES OF CRAZY IN US SOME JUST HAVE BIGGER PIECES THAN OTHERS
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  • 11

    They’re just waiting until spots are back in fashion and then they’ll take off the stripes.

    WHEN YOU LIED ON YOUR RESUME AND STILL GET THE JOB パンダのリーファ プロフィール
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  • 12

    If you are sassy enough, this is a great pun to use on the office neigh sayer.

    I call my horse Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.
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  • 13

    Like a 5 story mansion with only 1 light turned on…

    FANTASY: I WILL FOREVER BE LOYAL TO MY RIDER AS WE RACE THE WIND, OUR SPIRITS FREE FROM WORRY AND DOUBT FOREVER.. REALITY: LOOK MOMMA! IBLEW A BUBBLEZ!
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  • 14

    A reminder that life will do with you what it wishes. It is upon you to make the best of it.

    YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO THE WASH STALL WASH STALL BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM TAKE A BATH
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  • 15

    What are emergency brakes made for if not this?

    WHEN YOU SEE HORSES IN A FIELD AND YOU MUST ALERT EVERYONE IN THE CAR Facebook.com/anythinghorse
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  • 16

    When will people see the difference between a horse and a dirt bike?

    YES I HAVE HORSES. NO YOUR CHILD/GRANDKIDS/NIECE AND NEPHEW/SIBLING/NEIGHBOR/HOUSE ELF CANNOT COME RIDE THEM.
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  • 17

    We all need a helping hoof now and then.

    Don't forget to smile today!
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  • 18

    Oh how tantalizing the forbidden is.

    Me: don't do that That My horse
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  • 19

    There’s always one who needs to be different.

    WE ALL HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND
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  • 20

    Just imagine what your car seat feels on the way to work every morning…

    From the horses mouth... "Stop overthinking. I can feel every thought the moment it hits your body."
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  • 21

    This is why they say that you gotta start em young.

    DO YA LIKE MY HUMAN? I TRAINED HER MYSELF.
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  • 22

    If your relationship is not moving forward, always remember that a horse has the ability to move forward no matter what stands in its way.

    HE SAID IT WAS HIM OR THE HORSES.... I STILL THINK ABOUT HIM SOMETIMES WHEN I'M RIDING....
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  • 23

    Well, her father can’t sit on the guy until he expires…

    MEETING THE GIRLFRIEND'S HORSE WORSE THAN MEETING HER FATHER
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  • 24

    Foals over friends any day.

    IT'S OK TO LIKE YOUR HORSE- MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE HORSE BALTH PRODUCTS
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  • 25

    Horse hygiene has different rules to hooman hygiene.

    Me: Feels gross washing off dirty dishes Also Me: Sticks my finger in a horses mouth to put a bridle on and continues my day without washing my hands EQUESTRIAN.MEMES
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  • 26

    Every horse has their thing. Some offer speed, with others…

    When you're built for feed not speed.
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  • 27

    When you realize you can’t flush your mistake down the toilet and you’ve subscribed to a 20 year horse plan.

    Here's to the Dads... who bought their daughters a horse instead of a goldfish
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  • 28

    We can only show them the way, to walk it, they must go forth themselves.

    when your girl starts picking up on your habits so now she's a mini version of u
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  • 29

    We’ll ride until there’s no more land to ride on.

    Me riding my bank account down to the last dollar @Tater ThOtz
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  • 30

    You’ve heard of being as stubborn as a mule, now get ready for being as hard-headed as a horse.

    When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do. Well now I'm not doing it
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