25 Wizard Memes for Magical Mages That Take After Dumbledore More Than Harry Potter

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  • 01

    Be a modern man of the past who is anything but traditional!

    REJECT MODERNITY REJECT TRADITION> EXTER RAGRATORY EMBRACE A SECRE +HIRD THING
  • 02

    Were they onto something back then, or was it all just nonsense?

    Academic studies of Alchemy are wild. You'll read "this 14th Century manuscript shows an allegory of the process in the production of the Stone known of Viscerifocation" and it'll look like this.
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  • 03

    The wizards are here for you in your time of need

    There is no meme, I hope you heal from the things you don't talk about.
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  • 04

    Why would I listen to the angel on my shoulder when the devil on my shoulder is telling me everything I want to hear?

    Mathota @mathota.bsky.social Angels always tell me I am "foolish" and "presumptive" when I summon them. When I summon Demons though they say I am "cool" and "wise" and "we have friends who would totally like you here are their details you should summon them to this mortal plane as well" Suffice to say, I'm summoning more. Posted in r/wizardposting by u/Mathota reddit
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  • 05

    Merlin is the blueprint for every fictional wizard

    generalgrievousdatingsim people who argue over whos the better (gay) fictional wizard, gandalf or dumbledore, are BOTH wrong. its merlin from the sword in the stone (1963). generalgrievousdatingsim this guy set the bar for wizard characters nearly 60 years ago and he's been killing the game ever since
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  • 06

    Orbs are impossible to quit

    I wish I knew how to quit you..
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  • 07

    I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy

    I SUMMON WITHIN THEE OBSIDIAN KIDNEY STONES
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  • 08

    "Dude, don't do that in front of chicks!"

    Keifer @DannyVegito X.com [at the bar] yeah that's my boy over there. he's a little evil but he's cool [sees him making hand signs while muttering an incantation to himself] excuse me for a second
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  • 09

    What is more healing than a cherry Pepsi?

    Greg the Sorcerer @gregth... ·5h : Sorry i don't have any healing potions would pepsi be ok? AQUARIUS * PISCE 21 Jan 19 Feb. 20 Feb 2 8 RUS ㅍ GEMINI g CANCER May 22May-21Jun 22 Jun 22 Jul PEPS CAPRICORN 0:20jan.
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  • 10

    The best feeling in the world

    ME RETURNING TO MY HOLE AFTER SOCIALIZING WITH PEOPLE
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  • 11

    The best thing about this is that we know it's not AI because it was made in 2021

    Xavier opening commissions Dec. 3rd @xavierck3d Wizard with an Orb Earring 9:15 PM 11/29/21 Twitter Web App
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  • 12

    My scroll has so many signs of doom on it

    When I Say "Doom Scrolling This Is What I mean.
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  • 13

    Magic is around us all the time! We just have to look for it

    microsff Jan 23 Follow "My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?" "I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands." After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?" "This, too, is magic." penpaladinjules Mar 7 In the immortal words of Terry Pratchett, it doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it's done.
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    Make sure they don't do the magic spell that includes placing your hand in a warm cup of water. Learned that one the hard way...

    ICON derinthescarletpescatar tumblr Reblogged liebelesbe Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping. even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there. ☐ 43
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  • 15

    I won, you lost! Never bet against a wizard!

    whoever prayed for my downfall, you lost
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  • 16

    There is so much going on here

    Posted in r/wizardposting reddit
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  • 17
    My apprentice, trying to convince my minions to unionize against me Fifteen minutes and one Mass Polymorph later Posted in r/wizardposting by u/Im_A_Dinosaur_Hehe reddit
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  • 18
    Job interview: "What's this gap on your resume?" Me:
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  • 19
    awake but at what cost
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    d33daablishie normal-horoscopes Follow I think you're just jealous of the overwhelming power that streams from THE ORB. It's not corrupting me at all. oceans-foundfamily Follow
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    Posted in r/wizardposting → reddit
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    too tired to be productive too guilty to have fun
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    Other people can see magic in you that you will sometimes overlook. Don't you dare try to convince them they're wrong just because you can't see it yet. biggest-gaudiest-patronuses side note: this doesn't mean you have to automatically accept inconvenient quests from oracles insisting you're the chosen one biggest-gaudiest-patronuses they are literally just wizards looking for free labor ailithnight I don't care. I'm going on an adventure! biggest-gaudiest-patronuses not without unionizing and d
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    Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer Sep 15 • Get off my property • breezeh @briscoepark Sep 14 going for a walk
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  • 25
    Kramer, what's going on in there? Thanox There is no "in there," Jerry. I've reconciled all polarities in myself, including the polarity of what is inside and outside of myself. There is the experience of total internality and externality simultaneously. I have completed the Great Work of Self Transformation, the final stage of the alchemical process, Jerry.
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