'Chauffeurs or private drivers for ultra wealthy/powerful people, what's something you've overheard that you'll never forget?': Drivers for famous and wealthy people spill the tea about things they have overheard during their job

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  • A chauffeur driving a fancy car. Not actual story subjects.
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  • magicmitchmtl Not a limo, but my grandfather drove a taxi. He had regular clients who he picked up from home and work on a daily schedule. One of them helped him manage his finances well enough that he was able to rent a cabin for his wife and five kids to spend the summers in the country (he would join on days off). After a few years she asked him if he had ever thought of going into retail. No, he had not. Well, she explained that it was really quite
  • easy and she would be happy to show him how it works. Turns out she had no heirs and wanted to retire, and she really liked my grandfather's work ethic and family values. She hired him and quickly built him up to be her replacement. So that's how my grandfather went from an orphan immigrant with one set of clothes and zero dollars, to cabbie, to fashion boutique owner. To be fair, he really did love driving and the boutique was more my grandmothers thing, but she
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  • was very happy and he enjoyed the schedule a lot more.
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  • Coffee_pecking_order I was a very high end wedding photographer for a number of years. $100k + weddings. Anyway. One wedding in the Hamptons. I was chatting with the event coordinator and we were discussing how awful the people holding the wedding were. Just the worst of humanity. The stereotypes of repulsive rich people.
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  • 3 minutes later, the mother of the bride (the one with all the $ and in charge) came by and introduced her friend to the coordinator saying "this is tim. He handles all my events and he LOVES me!" Tim was like "I sure do and gave them both hugs etc" Tim called that woman a stuck up 30 seconds before. (She was indeed. A stuck up )
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  • Rich people think people actually like and respect them when all we want is their business.
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  • fuknthrowaway1 I went to school with a pair of girls that were constantly grounded. Somehow their parents always knew they'd lied about homework, or that one had skipped cross-country skiing to hang out in the lunch room with her friends, or that the shopping trip the other one had planned was really going to hang out with her boyfriend, etc..
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  • While they correctly assumed they weren't telling on each other, they never could figure out how their parents knew, until the older one got her driver's license and began taking both of them to school and suddenly they weren't getting in trouble as often. It was their driver tipping their parents off. They'd talk to each other during the car ride to and from school other and he'd blab.
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  • adirtygaspump I worked as a chauffeur in Los Angeles, and with a background check I secured a gig running big name celebrities to the academy awards. Pay was really, really good and often got to hang out (in the background) at the parties. What astounded me the most was how depraved celebrities really are. The conversations I overhead of all of them constantly cheating on each other, how they were willing to throw
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  • each other under the bus for even the slightest amount of personal gain, etc. These people are ruthless and operate on an entirely different frequency than normal people. The bad talking even extended to fans, especially from music producers and musicians themselves. Why anyone would talk like that about the people who literally pay their bills is appalling.
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  • A fancy black car being driven on the road.
  • nix80908 I was a chauffeur for a summer and one of my clients was an actor I was a huge fan of. I never let them know, but I admired them. (Not a fan space, and they were expecting a ride, etc). Anyway, after some inclement weather, I overheard the sweetest conversation between them and their spouse (also pretty well known) and my heart just melted. Like realizing someone you idolized has a very deep and real connection just kinda hit me. I
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  • had happy tears. I miss those days, and I do miss my client.
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  • Bajadasaurus Him, to me: "You really should buy a home in Thailand. I only pay $1300/month for a four bedroom home staffed year-round with a housekeeper, cook, and groundsmen. Flights are cheap. Food in Thailand costs almost nothing." Me: I can barely afford rent in my town as it is- there's nothing left over to cover flights to Thailand or a second home.
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  • Him: "If you want a better life, you just have to go out and do things like this. Find a way. Make a way. You can make it happen if you really want it. You could even just ask your family to help you get started." Me: "I've been estranged from my family for twenty one years." Him: goes back to scrolling on his phone
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  • Monchichi4life In the military I drove for Generals, Senators, members of Congress, and some celebrities. The most outrageous comment I ever heard was made by a TV actress that I was driving to their hotel (I am not naming names) that said "I'm think I'm hotter than Salma Hayek." For context they were both on this trip to visit troops in Kosovo, and Ms. Hayek was in a seperate vehicle. This was in the year 2000.
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