(Mom parallel parks on a street) Mom: Am I close enough to the curb? Me: (looks down out open door) Yeah you've got like 2 or 3 inches. (gets out) (Mom walks around van and looks at the curb) Mom: If you think that's 2 or three inches your boyfriend is going to be really happy.
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Homeowner asks elderly neighbors to stop parking in his driveway, they refuse and tell him he's being "too rigid": '[They] suddenly started to use my driveway, first for a couple of hours and by now they are just straight up occupying it'
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