25+ Vampire Memes That Can't Go in the Sun (October 31, 2026)

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
Oct 31, 2026 6:00 AM EDT

I would not thrive as a vampire because I love being outside, eating, and not being pale. But I understand the appeal, especially when compared with other Halloween monsters like werewolves and mummies. 

It would be pretty disruptive to your life to be a werewolf. Professor Lupin in Harry Potter could barely hold down a job, and when he did, he had to call out sick constantly because he struggled with his health when transforming back into a human. I think the biggest advantage vampires have over werewolves is that they have more self-control. When you're a werewolf, you can literally do anything to anyone without even really processing the harm that you're causing. In a lot of vampire media, like Twilight and The Vampire Diaries, vampires can avoid the unsightly elements of vampirism by feeding on animals instead of humans. I guess if you're one of the 12 people on Earth who are Team Jacob, you might opt to be a werewolf if you had to choose between the two. I assume that if you're on this vampire meme list, you're a sane Team Edward person. 

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  • 01
    my daughter lost her first baby teeth! So proud. Oku⭑ @oku_yungx Keep her away from sunlight
    via @oku_yungx
  • 02
    When u check to see how long you've been at work and it's only been ten minutes Time is an abyss profound as a thousand nights.com
    via saltymemevvitch
  • 03
    Dracula in the movies: Dracula in the book: Dracula
    via the_redneck_renaissance_man
  • 04
    when the temperature noticeably dips a few degrees two nights in a row egrinsfromthegrave
    via grinsfromthegrave
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    myrskytuuli The funniest implication of the reveal of the three vampire women living in Dracula's castle that at some point Dracula probably had to explain to his roommates that he was going to have a human guest over and he needs to keep up the ruse that he has servants, that he doesn't live alone here, and all three of them looked him in the eyes and said: "we're not doing that." And all three of them just sat there watching as Dracula uses his superpowers pretending to be the entire wait staf
    via myrskytuuli
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    lars @larsaddams if i ever call you "my love" "my darling" "my dear" please know that i dont mean it in a romantic way i mean it in a dracula way 2:12 AM 14 Jul 21 - Twitter for iPhone .
    via @larsaddams
  • 07
    You ever take a nap so good that you thought you missed the school bus. But it's Sunday...and you're 42.
    via yourunpodcast
  • 08
    Liam @LegoRacers2 I've spent years gathering this information and it's finally ready. Vampire Europe vs Werewolf Europe Predominately Werewolf Vampire and Werewolf Predominately Vampire Coexistence
    via @LegoRacers2
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    rachel was spotted at the us open yesterday Starlight @x0Starlight she'd be a beautiful vampire
    via @x0Starlight
  • 10
    Armand reacting to rockstar Lestat: @lestatbabygirlposting What's a mediocre star to a 514 year old vampire?
    via lestatbabygirlposting
  • 11
    When you've been up all night looking a memes and u start to hear birds chirping תי
    via zerocontexthub
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    where i post from
    via spookehgirl
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    The vibe I bring to the function
    via spookehgirl

    When I was a kid, I was so scared of this specific image of Nosferatu. I hadn't seen the silent film, but any SpongeBob fan knows he appears at the end of the episode "Graveyard Shift." I would still watch the episode, despite my fear, but I would have to put my hands over my eyes for the last minute of the episode because he was so frightening. And honestly, who can blame me? He is definitely the scariest vampire I've ever seen in any vampire movie. Bela Lugosi is a clown when compared to him. 

  • 14
    why does everyone want to get married and have kids what happened to visiting cities with recorded vampire sightings
    via crybabyq3x
  • 15
    I am madly in love with you, please become my wife. I can provide fresh pork and wine for you. Come to Transylvania. 7:51 AM
    via spookehgirl
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    When the relative who brings the worst Thanksgiving food shows up...
    via mercermorrison

    I have never had a fruitcake, but I did buy my high school choir teacher a Panettone for Christmas one year. He told me he ate the whole thing, but maybe he just threw it in the trash, as most people do with fruitcakes. 

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    ONeill Jones ONeill Jones Y'all think there are vampires that eat garlic even tho they're not supposed to? Like lactose intolerant people who refuse to give up cheese
    via @ONeillJones
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    Meanwhile in the 80s Todays vampires Vampires were biker gangs Apologize for biting you
    via genxhumor
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    spooky girl @spookehgirl I need to be the most vampire looking person everywhere I go
    via @spookehgirl
  • 20
    twilight renaissance @twilightreborn breaking: twilight just received a 2 hour standing ovation from me in my living room after viewing it for the 100th time.
    via @twilightreborn

    The first Twilight movie is really the only one worth rewatching. The baseball scene alone makes it worth it. 

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    The Wordsmith Wraith @wordsmithwraith Vampires have it exactly right: find the sleeping schedule that works for you, avoid excessive sun exposure, and only show up at someone's house if explicitly invited.
    via @wordsmithwraith
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    vampire squids vampires avoid sunlight unable to experience the joy of garlic bread aren't squids
    via wildgreenmemes
  • 23
    sirius zach @SiriusZach vampire: what do you call the land that meets the sea may i come in me: what was that? vampire: what do you call the land that meets the sea may i come in me: shore vampire: you fool
    via @SiriusZach
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    DRIVER LICENSE Tennessee THE VOLUNTEER STATE NOT FOR FEDERAL IDENTIFICATION DL NO EXP DOB 07/24/2028 iss 07/24/2020 CLASS D REST 01 END NONE F HOT 5-03 EYES BRO USA IN A woman is stunned when her new driver's license came back with a picture of an empty chair this is absolutely sending me lezzyharpy Follow h I of a way to learn ur a vampire
    via lezzyharpy
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    + georgedgirl 19h how could brendan produced two different kinds of vampires + 58.5K 585 1.1K 824 lulu1138 16h Come on, one is clearly an Anne Rice vampire, and the other is a Stephanie Meyer vampire. 11.7K 69 Q 3752
    via georgedgirl & lulu1138
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    916 @pholanthropist Why are vampires always wealthy in movies? Like how do they make a living Imao "Chele... Please." @In_A_YamChele if you've been alive since 1892 and still broke, just step into the sun.
    via @pholanthropist & @In_A_YamChele

    It would be tricky to have enough money to sustain yourself for hundreds of years. I assume that even if you have investments large enough to keep you alive that long, your bank would get suspicious if someone kept an account open for 300 years. It would be pretty tricky to sustain yourself for hundreds of years without compounding growth. Even if you put your money in your child's name, your child is still probably hundreds of years old! Look at Edward! Or Damon and Stefan! 

    I guess it's easy to be a wealthy vampire if you live in one of the universes where vampires can compel others to do whatever they want. You can just go up to a guy on Wall Street and tell him to give you all of his money, and he'll do it! If he gets mad and finds you after he comes to his senses, you can feed on him after the fact! 

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    Me: Hello, do you have this in black? Lady in store: No, i am sorry. But you can find it in other colors, would you like to take a look?
    via daniellefrankenstein04

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