‘What are your most amusing misheard lyrics?’: The internet discusses the weirdest and funniest misinterpretations of lyrics from famous songs

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  • What are your most amusing misheard lyrics?

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  • Doing a spot of DIY currently with hubs and we've got the radio going. Spice Girls comes on, so obviously I'm going to sing along. Half way through, he stops what he's doing and looks at me, and says 'what the h I did you just say?'
  • He's laughing his head off at me and I'm confused, so I sing it again, and he goes 'what the h_I is a zig a zig ah?' I'm like, 'are you having me on? Those are the words. Everyone knows the words', and he starts laughing again. So I ask him what he thinks it's meant to be.
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  • Ladies and gents, my 39yo husband has spent the last 30 years thinking that the words to Wannabe are 'l really really really want a cig and say ah'. I'm doing! So now I need to know, what are your best misheard lyrics?
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  • InfiniteComedian 7172 You are the dancing queen Young and sweet, only seven teeth
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  • rcdchu74 Feel the beat From the tangerine oh yeah
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  • Individual-Coyote 188 I worked with a chef who thought the dolly Parton lyric was "Working 9 til 5, what a way to make eleven" He wasn't the brightest
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  • hime-633 Not mine personally but surely "Ken Lee" is a classic?
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  • TheGinjaPrince Worked with a chap who thought Maddona had a song called Poppadom Beach-he meant Papa don't preach.
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  • Unlucky_Honeydew_653 Lord of the dance settee - 'dance then wherever you maybe, I am the Lord of the dance settee and I'll lead you all wherever you may be and I'll lead you all to the dance settee'.
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  • Yaseuk Freed from desire by Gala- he's got his trrumboleaf instead of he's got his strong beliefs
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  • Got-what-you-need Go, go Jason Waterfalls instead of don't go chasing waterfalls.
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  • FoxAffectionate9175 I always misheard Meatloaf's Bat out of HI as "I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram, I'm a Cilla Black fan alright" instead of "on a silver black phantom bike". My husband was gleeful when he discovered my mistake.
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  • Pippathepip The year was 1984 9 yr old me kept hearing this really catchy tune that went "who you gonna call?" In the chorus, but I thought the shout back was about this guy called "Charles Foster" and had absolutely no idea about the forthcoming film Ghostbusters.
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  • For weeks I went around, happily singing "Who you gonna call? Charles Foster!" When I found out, I felt very silly indeed.
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  • Instaloper My ears are alight (someone old will recognise this)
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  • THE HAPPIEST SOUND IN ALL THE WORLD ROBERT WISE Production 20. RODGERS and HAMMERSTEIN'S THE SOUND OF MUSIC Co-starring JULIE CHRISTOPHER ANDREWS PLUMMER ith PEGGY WOOD, CHARMIAN CARR THE BIL BAIRD MARIONETTES ELEANOR PARKER RICHARD HAYDN Directed by Music sociala Prouer SAUL CHAPLIN Lyrics by ROBERT WISE RICHARD RODGERS OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN II Screenplay br Additional Words and Music by chand Rodgers Production Designed by BORIS LEVEN ERNEST LEHMAN Produced by Wyle Enter Inc
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  • -thisname- 'I set fire to Lorraine" Adele
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  • MyBig Mouth69 From a poor cassette recording of Africa by Toto, I thought the line for years was; "I guess it rains down in Africa" Like, I guess it rains, I dunno, who do you think I am, Michael Fish?
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