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Confessions From Siblings That Are Just Cruel (18 Confessions)

Growing up with a sibling can be tough. Even tougher...when that sibling is being a real jerk. Don't believe us? After reading these pretty much awful confessions (and we mean like how did they even get away with that) all we can say is... wow, at least we we're this level.  

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    Chocolate spread - gave my 13-year-old brother chocolate laxatives and didnit tell him what they really were He shit himself in Target
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    Pencil - convinced my sister when she was three that the crayons that were named after foods actually tasted like that foodlater found her crying with a mouthful of chewed crayon.
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    Eyebrow - I convinced my sister that she could turn her blue eyes green with a drop or two of yellow food coloring. Apparently it burns a lot!
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    Gas - l once told my younger brother that the laundry chute was just like a water slide and somehow convinced him to go down it.
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    Shed - pushed my little brother off the Swing on our swing set He landed on his ass and started screaming because he shit his pants. Ill never forget how hardhetcried.
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    Text - sat on my brother's head, which somehow caused him to bite down funny, which killed the roots of his tooth! It turned brown and had to be pulled. Oops.
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    Hair - O was unemployed for a couple of months after I graduated high school and was sending out resumes like crazy I wasn't getting any call backs and didn't know why. Little did know, my brother had edited my resume and added things like "failed Bio, "Not very friendly," "Barely graduated high school," hates people," and so on. It wasn't until printed a few to hand out that I saw what he did.
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    Product - INSTRUCTIONS I talked my sister into climbing into the dryer and then turned it on for maybe five seconds. 1
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    Text - O was 11 when my parents had my little brother. They allowed me to help me select his name. Our last name is Smith. The namel selected for my brother is "Austin Samuel" My brother's name is now Austin Samuel Smith. It took my parents until he was three years old to figure out his initials are "A.S.S."
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    Razor - My brother shaved off my left eyebrow the day before my seventh grade Valentine's Day dance.
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    Grave - When my sister and were little we both loved playing The Sims. She spent a long time making afamily with a husband that looked like her real life crush Well, she did something to piss me off one day, so I made a Sim, struck up a friendship with her Sim husband, married him killed his wife, and adopted their dog When she logged back in there was just a tombstone on the lot
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    Text - When I was a kid, I convinced my older sister that if she put a car key in wall plug, she'd be able to drive the house, She didn't get electrocuted, but my mom and dad got really suspicious when they saw how high the electric bill was
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    Mammal - We always had dogs growing up Once when there was a puddle on our wood stairs, 0 made my little sister smell it to see if it was pee. When she did, I pushed her face into it (It was pee)
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    Chocolate - One time when we were in elementary school I was mad at my sister so lgot her, a baglof chocolate chips and mixed in some guinea pig poop. She ate the entire thing.
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    Product - One time I scooped some pee out of the toilet into a cup, said it was apple juice, and told my sister to drink it. She did, and started screaming.
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    Text - My siblings were eruel. I don't even remember what I did to make them mad, but my two sisters and brother (all older thought it would be a good ideato bind and gag me, then bury me in the snow. My parents came home from work and they had to take me to the ER have scars from the cold. They left me out there for at least an hour
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    Text - My little brother used to wet the bed, So my older brother would pee on the side of his bed to make him think he wet it when he didn't.
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    Text - My vegetarian sister made me mad about-something so l put pork juice in her dish of ice cream, sat back, and watched her eat every single. bite. When she didn't feel good later, I convinced her she was lactose intoleraht
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