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Poor Souls Who Got Brutally Roasted To A Crisp (20 Roasts)

Well, they literally asked for these brutal roasts.

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    Hair - Im on house arrest and my girlfriend just dumped me and moved out. Lets make this day count. (Lredd.it) H InvisibleChild 805 points 22 hours ago Go out there and get her back! Oh wait
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    Skin - Ex-Tinder celebrity looking for new and fresh attention (Lredd. r/ROASTME H charmc52687 178 points 5 days ago You know what's worse than a Tinder celebrity? An ex-Tinder celebrity
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    Eyewear - HSwautistics 1814 points 1 day ago Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini
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    Forehead - I'm a 32 year old virgin. Fire away! Roast 4926 points WhoCanForgetThis day ago Well if you'd come down out of your bell tower, you might meet a nice girl.
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    Hair - 244 points 5 days ago H yanks3425 Your hair looks like a fucking spider
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    Skin - H Topher21681 555 points 22 hours ago You have more gum than the Wrigley factory.
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    Animated cartoon - 179 points 4 days ago H Nherming u look like that one kid from South Park who accidentally ate his parents
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    Job - HWindmill1977 166 points 12 hours ago "I mean, you can hit me, but my dad will sue."
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    Forehead - Do thy worst, 24 yrs old in the Infantry FROAST H Jayjaylinks 1184 points 2 days ago Looks like you've got a great head start on your post military career of holding up cardboard signs on the side of the road.
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    Forehead - I'm the prettiest girl ever and I'm un roast-able. I dare you. RRoistMe oas an H for_dishonor 1088 points 5 days ago |You're not even the prettiest girl in this picture.
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    Text - Roast my girlfriend H Criptoeyem 726 points 5 days ago Will do; go get her and the roasting can begin.
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    Hair - H Mikedivine 764 points 6 days ago I am almost certain you at one point drew a comic of you and your rat getting married H Pete1744 1552 points 6 days ago You look like store-brand Miranda Cosgrove
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    Job - ROASTME HXatican 59 points 5 days ago You look like the final boss in a spelling bee movie
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    Face - H rynster2233 952 points 4 days ago Your mother bet your father that this was just a phase. They both lost. roastme
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    Eyewear - H AskMeAboutMySmell 1301 points 2 days ago The only date you will ever have is the expiration on that unused box of condoms.
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    Electronic device - r/RoatMe NCK DANIELS Jennee WRLSKE HJimmyTree46 1802 points 27 days ago Your tattoo should read "delusion" if you think you can growa beard DECEPTION
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    Job - roastme Hmchism818 557 points 22 hours ago Most Mormons can get more than one wife. This guy is gonna struggle to get even one.
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    Facial expression - INFL Q7 neng49 818 polnts 3 days ago I didn't know baby gap sold bro jerseys for power bottoms
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    Forehead - PROVEN PAAL E SarahSureShot 5238 points 19 days ago aRTEMAN SPOOk Drops $70 on Sephora lipstick but cuts her own hair because she's "thrifty" permalink embed save report give gold reply ing
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    Forehead - H infectedgoose 2165 points 28 days ago You have the head of a sarcastic earthworm
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