1
George Clooney perfected that smile at a young age
His date is SO delighted. Just like you would be.
2
Beyoncé looked 1990s-tastic
Between those swirls and the peeks at her midrif, the world had no clue as to what would soon be unleashed on it. Her date was one Lyndall Locke, who would end up cheating on her, ending a nine-year relationship. What a doofus.
3
Taylor Swift looks the same
I mean, really, will she ever look different?
4
Matthew McConaughey looks so spiffy
Between that sleek little bow tie and what must be an ID bracelet, he surely took that pretty blue frilly lady out for a night she never forgot.
5
Scarlett Johansson and FUN's Jack Antonoff
They went together and looked appropriately early 2000s.
6
RuPual made the most out of that formal wear
Look at those gloves!
And those shoes!
Why isn't he looking at his date?
7
Jimmy Fallon looks so young!
He looks like his date's younger brother that she had to bring along because her parents made her.
8
Brad Pitt feathered his hair for the occassion
He should bring that look back, but leave the horizontally-striped tie where it is.
9
Rihanna brings it in blue
Although the shade is dreadfully close to the curtains behind her.
10
Claire Danes on her so-called prom
She looks so exactly the same. Has her hair even grown an inch since then?
11
Natalie Portman looks so terrified
Maybe the limo driver was particularly bad at handling such beauty.
12
John Hamm couldn't look more adorable
Little John Hamm! They look like such a good couple.
13
Will Ferrell won the respect of his peers
He probably broke down so many barriers when his class crowned him queen. Or he just found a tiara.
14
Amy Poehler deserves a better picture
She still looks great, even if she wasn't exactly ready for this photo.
15
Michelle Obama took a grand seat
Just how far up does that slit go, First Lady?
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