You Daft Human Ranger... It's my turn to be Dungeon Master. Why would I give that up to be your 'animal companion'? Now drop it or I'll add a dragon with a grudge against you to the scenario. Subscribe to our weekly newsletter to start your Caturday with the funniest felines on the internet! Add to Preferred Sources Comments Advertisement From coast2coast Tags animal campaign caption captioned cat companion dragon indignant offended offer threat upset Like See all captions Recaption Show Comments Hide Comments