You Daft Human Ranger... It's my turn to be Dungeon Master. Why would I give that up to be your 'animal companion'? Now drop it or I'll add a dragon with a grudge against you to the scenario. Subscribe to our weekly newsletter to start your Caturday with the funniest felines on the internet! Add as a preferredsource on Google Advertisement From coast2coast Tags animal campaign caption captioned cat companion dragon indignant offended offer threat upset Like See all captions Recaption Show Comments Hide Comments