Mom: What's that thing called that's like a bagel with a hole in it? Me: ... A donut? Mom: *angry* A donut is SWEET! I'm not talking about something sweet! Me: You said a thing like a bagel with a hole in it. Did you actually mean a bagel? Mom: ... Yes.
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