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26 Fresh Feline Funnies to Fluff Up Your Meownday Mood

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Employee gets fired after they leave 1-star review on the landscaper who works with the company due to their poor service: ‘My business isn't with them’

Employee gets fired after they leave 1-star review on the landscaper who works with the company due to their poor service: ‘My business isn't with them’

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Boss demands employee use very slow company computer, employee waits 15 hours while editing 2 files: 'I headed to the break room'

Boss demands employee use very slow company computer, employee waits 15 hours while editing 2 files: 'I headed to the break room'

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Tolkien Tuesday: The Best Lord of the Rings Memes This Week (November 11, 2025)

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Adorable stray kitten follows trick-or-treater home on Halloween and becomes the sweetest treat they collected all night: 'It's been a week of a full belly, snuggles, and a heated blanket'

Adorable stray kitten follows trick-or-treater home on Halloween and becomes the sweetest treat they collected all night: 'It's been a week of a full belly, snuggles, and a heated blanket'

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34 of the Funniest and Freshest Feline Tweets to Fill Your Week With Pawsitivity (November 10, 2025)

34 of the Funniest and Freshest Feline Tweets to Fill Your Week With Pawsitivity (November 10, 2025)

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