Retaining Market Share in Key Demographics by Proclaiming Market "Turf" to Competition
Because only our business gets to serve wash rooms, not your business. Wash rooms come to us for the highest satisfaction in urinal cakes and feces-masking fragrances, and there's no way your business can compete. So stop trying to steal our customers. Go away. Shoo.
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