Jimmy Kimmel Wants to Sell the Rihanket

On Jimmy Kimmel Live May 5, Jimmy circled around some fashion critiques of Monday's MET Gala red carpet wear before launching into his plan to market Rihanna dress as something for all Americans.

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If you needed a reminder, which you shouldn't, here's what Rihanna wore May 4

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The 'Rihanket' as he calls it will have an incredible number of uses

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Maybe Kimmel's still mad that Rihanna woke him up in the middle of the night that one time.
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Like putting your feet up to watch some CSI

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Or taking kids for a ride

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Or base jumping...

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And much more!
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Here's the video, promoting Kimmel's vision of fashion's future

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There is the soul-crushing fact that one woman spent two years making this lovely thing, which was quickly made into a festering Internet joke. But, let's not dwell on that.