The Office Ballerina

If you ever get a really good, fast spin going in an office chair, don't let go of the armrests thinking you can sit back and let it wind down. The momentum will send you careening into the wall of your cubicle, from where you will dizzily spin into another coworker's space, collapsing heavily onto their lunch. There will be a fairly large number of people demanding explanations. #LFMF