If You Feelin' Like a Meme, Go and Brush Your Shoulders Off
Though if you're sexually aroused by copious amounts of dust, there are probably other things you ought to be doing instead of brushing your shoulders off... like seeing a therapist, or checking yourself into an institution... - Matty Malaprop
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