If You Feelin' Like a Meme, Go and Brush Your Shoulders Off
Though if you're sexually aroused by copious amounts of dust, there are probably other things you ought to be doing instead of brushing your shoulders off... like seeing a therapist, or checking yourself into an institution... - Matty Malaprop
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Mom demands sister and brother-in-law fly out to babysit her 18-month-old son while she goes on vacation, flips out when they request reimbursement for the flights: 'We're in saving mode right now'
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26-year-old daughter cuts off family after 20+ years of parental favoritism toward her 34-year-old half-sister: ‘My parents [are] not going to change’
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First-time mom demands her mother-in-law stop calling herself “Mom” to her newborn baby after she posts publicly with the caption “Mommy’s girl,” then forced to ban in-person visits when grandma refuses: ‘She hasn't apologized’
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47-year-old father asks son to cosign $500k loan, but refuses son's demands to make him sole beneficiary on father's insurance policy in return: [He] called me a greedy brat’
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Friend gets bestie's full government name tattooed on their arm without their permission, friend wants them to remove it: 'I'm not even sure if I want to continue this friendship'
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