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24 Hilarious Food Jokes That Will Make You Ask For More

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    Text - ke et @KeetPotato [ordering cake over phone] "and what would you like the cake to say?" [covers phone to ask wifel "do we want a talking cake?"
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    Junk food - How I picture my food looking after someone asks me to share.
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    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer. 11:17 AM - Aug 15, 2017 171 t4,385 19,941
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    Text - gearstation: sacredassbutt: baruchsbalthamos: Americans pronouncing it 'Noo- tella' as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots. nutella Frequently Asked Questions Iosredlents Allergies and Eood Preferences What is utellat hazelnut spread? Nutela pronounced "new tell uh) b a tasty, unique spread made from the conbination of roasted hazet sin and a hint of cocoa Nutelat has no wrticial colors or presenathes ahem. #man you just got roasted like a hazelnoot
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    Cookware and bakeware - Number one, why these shits so hard to open? Number two, they loud as hell. Whole fuckin country know you tryna get a piece of cake
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    Text - Ceej @ceejoyner Following A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive. Reply Retweeted Favorite More RETWEETS FAVORITES 2,147 2,811 11:17 AM-25 May 2013
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    Tin can - 40% BIGGER 30% BIGGER CONDNSE P CANS 752 CONDENSED SOUP CANS mpbellaumpbella NDENSED omato SOUP Tomato NET SOUP* ET
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    Breakfast cereal - Are you ready for this Yes General May NO NO NO Garlic Toast crunch No
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    Text - Daniel Tran @Daanieltran La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out loud the name of a specific fruit in the other room
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    Spatula - That's a nice kitchen drawer Be a shame if you're about to open there. something were to... prevent that entirely.
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    Vehicle door - David Farrier Follow @davidfarrier i paid for in-flight wifi so i could tweet this immediately 5:28 PM 23 Jun 2016 Winthrop, MA 79,684 148,809
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    Oreo - The Oreo jiggles if you stare at it and gently shake your phone.
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    Map - America's JALAPENO POPPERS CHICKEN WING Super Bowl Recipes CHICKEN WING CHICKEN BREAST TENDER BACON SHRIMP PIZZA SAUCE CHILI CHIL CHILI CLAM CHOWDER CHILI РOTАTO MARINARA SAUCE CHIL GROUND BAKED ZITI BEEF Relatively uniquely searched BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP CHIL STROMBOLI CREAM CHEESE JALAPENO HAMBURGER PHILLY BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP Super Bowl recipes PHILLY CHEESE РОТATO STUFFED PEPPERS CHEESE CHICKEN STEAK by state, past week JALAPENO POPPERS PORK CARNITAS TACOS BUFFALO STEAK BAKED CHICKEN CRAB
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    Text - Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin [quietly tries to open a can of beer] driving instructor: what was that 3/27/16, 4:28 PM 2,947 RETWEETS 6,232 LIKES
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    Text - Why is it a SMART choice for you to visit our Salad Bar? SProduce are grownin Georgi M Fresh quality Produce A Choices of salads Rchoices of toppings TIt's healthy for You Visit oursalad bar and get a chance to win a movie ticket.
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    Text - Me hi I'd like to place an order Dominos okay what can I get for you Me ummm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right? My empty apartment: Me yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
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    Motor vehicle - Friend: what you wanna do for lunch? Me: NACHOS MOTHER FUCKER B
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    Text - when you try to start a diet with your best friend Frog put the cookies in a box. "There," he said. "Now we will not eat any more cookies." "But we can open the box," said Toad. "That is true," said Frog.
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    Font - KNOWWHISKEY RYE BOURBON TENNESSEE SWEET with hints of FLAVOR SWEET PROFILE FLAVOR LIGHT& FLAVOR PROFILE PROFILE SPICYwth sight BITTERNESS WOODINESS wilh VANILLA NOTES CHARCOAL AGED 2-10 YEARS AGED 3-4 YEARS AGED 2-8 YEARS Aged at least 2 years in Aged at least 2 years in charred Charcoal filtered & aged a minimum of 2 years in charred, new barels. new charred oak barrels new or used oak barrels GREAT WITH GREAT WITH GREAT WITH Smoked ribs Pecan pie Pulled pork SIGNATURE DRINKS Mint Julep
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    Photo caption - When you're being removed from Applebee's but you get a whiff of someone's boneless buffalo wings TNG SARGAS @heckoffsupreme
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    Technology - CRIME SCENE MARKERS HOUSTON PD TELLS OFFICERS TO STOP USING WHATABURGER NUMBERS AS EVIDENCE MARKERS K4 85
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    Property - CNN CNN @CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss TIEAS PIZZA DANK MEMBOLOGY pj @pjhoody what kinda Scooby-Doo shit is this
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    Snack - and remodeling the kitchen microwave pulled the gave up hope. off the wall. He never FR MIL SAUCE Iknew you'd cOme back for me LIVE TAGO AL O saa
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    Property - Me: Let's go to that new Chinese place for dinner Girl: I had Chinese for lunch. Me: @dbewbz Robatayaki- Teppanyaki RESTORAN FUKU DEN afte

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