Mom: (to my dad) Why don't you have the dog lick your sack? Dad & Me: WHAT?! Mom: Or whatever you had in the microwave. Me: Pouch? Mom: yeah, the brussel sprouts pouch! Dad: Put THAT on your FACEPAGE!
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