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![15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
15+ Workers who quit on the spot: 'It was worth it to watch [the manager] stand up to the VP like that'
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Team working 50 hours per week all quit at the same time: 'If there's anything we can do to keep you, let me know'
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16-year-old homeschooler refuses to speak to her parents until they enroll her in public school: 'They didn't teach me anything, I only know the very basics that you would give a kindergartener.'
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15+ Employees who couldn't make it 1 day without getting fired: 'They hired me but never told me, so I was fired'
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27-year-old confronts 32-year-old fiancée after she keeps letting her family extend their welcome: 'Her mother hasn't left in 4 months!'
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