15 Hilarious Moments From The Mind Of Mitch Hedberg

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Ada Elder
Jan 21, 2019 3:00 PM EST

In the history of stand-up comedy, Mitch Hedberg stands out as one of the quirkiest, most unique minds around. His unconventional brand of humor was something nobody has been able to replicate, and it's likely no one ever will. Here are a few of his most popular jokes to get you chuckling. 

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    Mitch Hedberg joke about never cleaning clothes that can't go in the washing machine
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    Mitch Hedberg joke about fake plants needing to be fake watered
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    Mitch Hedberg joke about twin size beds being made for twins
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    Mitch Hedberg joke about stuffing stockings with feet
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    Mitch Hedberg joke about continuing to do drugs
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    Text - my friend said to mes he said, "Guess what like? Mashed potatoes." It's like,"Dude. you gotta give me timne to guess."
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    Photo caption - P'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.
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    Photo caption - I haven't slept for 10 days Hom because that would be too long.
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    Photo caption - I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. Owas like, dude, you have to wait.
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    Cool - Pm an ice sculptor Last night I made a cube.
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    Internet meme - I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.
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    Talent show - A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
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    Photo caption - I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
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    Face - Jamaican Air... Every flight is: the red-eye.
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    Mitch Hedberg joke about solving the sweat shops problem by cooling down to workers
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