15 Hilarious Moments From The Mind Of Mitch Hedberg

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    Mitch Hedberg joke about never cleaning clothes that can't go in the washing machine
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    Mitch Hedberg joke about fake plants needing to be fake watered
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    Mitch Hedberg joke about twin size beds being made for twins
  • 04
    Mitch Hedberg joke about stuffing stockings with feet
  • 05
    Mitch Hedberg joke about continuing to do drugs
  • 06
    Text - my friend said to mes he said, "Guess what like? Mashed potatoes." It's like,"Dude. you gotta give me timne to guess."
  • 07
    Photo caption - P'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.
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    Photo caption - I haven't slept for 10 days Hom because that would be too long.
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    Photo caption - I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. Owas like, dude, you have to wait.
  • 10
    Cool - Pm an ice sculptor Last night I made a cube.
  • 11
    Internet meme - I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.
  • 12
    Talent show - A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
  • 13
    Photo caption - I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
  • 14
    Face - Jamaican Air... Every flight is: the red-eye.
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    Mitch Hedberg joke about solving the sweat shops problem by cooling down to workers

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