15 Ways To Look Busy At The Office

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    Product - 1 LOOK AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN WITH IRRITATION MOVE YOUR TONGUE TO A SIDEINSIDE YOUR MOUTH ITSIMULATES CONCENTRATION
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    Product - 2.ALWAYS HAVE YOUR SLEEVES ROLLED UP. FROM TIME TO TIME,SCRATCH SOMETHING OFF THE SHEET, LIKE YOU HAVE JUST FINISHED A TASK. IT INTIMIDATES
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    Product - 3.0PEN AN EXCEL FILE WHERE EVERYTHING IS FINISHED. FROM TIME TO TIME, CHANGE SOME COLOURS
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    Product - 4. SWEAR UNDER YOUR BREATH AND MUMBLEANGRILY OCCASIONALLY HIT THE KEYBORD HARDER AND CHECK THE TIME ON YOUR PHONE
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    Product - 5 CARRY SOMETHING DOESNT MATTER WHETHER YOUWORK IN CONSTRUCTION ORIN THE OFFICE ALWAYS CARRY SOMETHING AND LOOKAS IFITS VERY IMPORTANT
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    Product - 6WHEN YOU LEAVE OFFICE MAKE SURE YOU LEFTA SHIRT ON YOUR CHAIR, HALF-EATEN SANDWICH OR KEYS LYING AROUND ITLL LOOKASIF YOU HAVE ONLY LEFT FOR A FEW MINUTES
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    Product - LEAVE WITH AWORRIED EXPRESSION ANDA PHONE IN YOUR HAND, SAYING YOU NEED TO MAKE A CALL
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    Product - 8-YOU HAVE TWOSCREENS? THATS GREAT.OPENA PDF FILE ON THE FIRST ONE ANDAWORD FILE ON THE SECOND REWRITE NOTIME FOR ANY QUESTIONS, JUST REWRITE ITS AN EXCEPTIONALLYIMPORTANT FILE
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    Product - 9.1FYOUREA PROGRAMMER, WRITE A LOOP THATLL COMPILE INFINITELY. YOU DO HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO FINISH COMPILING BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT
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    Product - 10:ALWAYS USEALT+TAB TO HIDE WORK NON RELATED STUFF YOU'RE BROWSING. HANDS ALWAYS ON THE KEYBOARD. NERVOUS MOVE OF THE MOUSE MAY OUT YOU
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    Product - 11 WALK AROUND THE OFFICE A LOT,AS IF YOURE SEARCHING FOR SOMEONE SOMEONE WHOISNTATWORK TODAY WALKFAST, PRETEND TO BE IN A HURRY. YOURE BURNING CALORIES
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    Product - 12. IF YOU WANTTOREADAN INTERESTING ARTICLE COPYITINTOA MAIL MESSAGE AND READ IT THERE SAME GOES FOR UNINTERESTING ONES, IF FOR SOME REASON YOU'D LIKE TO READ THEM.
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    Text - 13.ON A MEETING? OCCASIONALLY ASK TO GO BACKASLIDE AND RANDOMLY SCRIBBLE SOMETHING IFYOU HAVE TO LEAD A MEETING, USE PHRASESLIKE THIS IS HIGHLY SCALABLE, WE MUST BE PRAGMATICABOUT IT, AND SYNERGY ESPECIALLYIF YOU WORK WITH OLDER FOLKS
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    Product - 14 SHUT YOUR EYES KEEP YOUR HANDS ON YOUR KNEES AND BREATHE DEEPLY IF SOMEBODY ASKS, YOURE TRYING TO SOLVE A PROBLEM
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    Product - 15. HIDE IN THE ARCHIVES PRETEND TO BE SEARCHING FORSOMETHING IMPORTANT IN OLD FILES

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