King Jonny's crazy dad said

Dad: We're all just machines, really, aren't we? We can't survive without fuel, without food. It's pathetic really. Without food, we're nothing. In the future, there will be a tiny pill, and it will contain all the nutrients you'll need in a day. Amazing. We'll never have to eat again. Mum: *Walks in* Lasagna for dinner. Dad: YES!
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