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Parents hide Yale and West Point athletic scholarships from their 17-year-old son, don't tell him about them until he's 24: 'You aren't that smart anyway'

Parents hide Yale and West Point athletic scholarships from their 17-year-old son, don't tell him about them until he's 24: 'You aren't that smart anyway'

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Job candidate learns after 3 rounds of interviews that the salary for the position has decreased by $40,000: 'Thank you for wasting my time. I withdraw my application'

Job candidate learns after 3 rounds of interviews that the salary for the position has decreased by $40,000: 'Thank you for wasting my time. I withdraw my application'

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Marketing professional finds out star teammate trash-talks them behind back decides to quit: ‘Leaving quietly but strategically will say more than any confrontation ever could’’

Marketing professional finds out star teammate trash-talks them behind back decides to quit: ‘Leaving quietly but strategically will say more than any confrontation ever could’’

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Entitled neighbor Karen claims ownership of public alley through homeowner’s backyard, builds illegal fences to block access, escalates to surveillance when she gets shut down: ‘Not sure what she's trying to do but, jokes on her’

Entitled neighbor Karen claims ownership of public alley through homeowner’s backyard, builds illegal fences to block access, escalates to surveillance when she gets shut down: ‘Not sure what she's trying to do but, jokes on her’

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28 Fabulous Feline Posts to Keep Fresh Funnies in Your Fridge

28 Fabulous Feline Posts to Keep Fresh Funnies in Your Fridge

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20 HR professionals who had bizarre days at work: 'It was the most petty, childish reaction'

20 HR professionals who had bizarre days at work: 'It was the most petty, childish reaction'

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