Heck, Just Use it Up Before the Regular Paper
I never get tired of saying this: Twilight sucks. There's probably a sizeable market of like-minded people out there who would be interested in an edition of Twilight where the story is printed on pages that are actually soft enough to use as toilet paper. Business idea!
~Office Lackey Jack
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